Help! I Can't Flirt!

[Bitchin]

I hate talking to new people.. but if I come across one tht I want to....

sarcasm.

It's always a great ice breaker for me.
[just make sure they can tell it's sarcasm]

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by Chewy

or you could walk into the class naked and sit on her/ his desk and then wrap your feet behind your head

whoa that would be intense...

[wikid]

compliment them on their big (or tiny) tits or if its a guy hmmm - I dunno, be like sid the sloth and tell him "you've got beautiful eyes" =)

[Chewy]

yea.. got me banned from math 11

[acidic_liquid]

My problem is, my wittiness and funniness doesn't really show until I know someone well enough. It's all about the comfort zone!

Damn me!

[dapimpstress]

i love meeting new people its one-a my fave things to do! lol...

aww you'll fig it out bro!

[lithe]

you just have to make first contact.

don't be too obvious about hitting on them.. that's creepy in class. talk about the class, something to do with your campus/school.. easy stuff. establish dialogue, then it'll progress.

[Dead Mike]

ask them to fuck. if that doesnt work, club them over the head and take them to ur cave.

[decypher]

how about sit down next time, smile and say "hows it going? my name is _____" then take it from there.

[Chewy]

walk up to her and put your wang in her face and say "WHHHHHAAAAATTTTSSSSSS UUUUUUUPPPPPPPP"

[acidic_liquid]

Oh yeah I forgot to add...

I'm gay and I'm not 100% sure he is.

That ups the difficulty don't it?

[dapimpstress]

dont go at it from a sexual point of view right away then... jus go up n try ta make a new friend right? then it might be easier to tell once u've talked ot him a bit.

Originally Posted by acidic_liquid

Oh yeah I forgot to add...

I'm gay and I'm not 100% sure he is.

That ups the difficulty don't it?

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by Chewy

walk up to her and put your wang in her face and say "WHHHHHAAAAATTTTSSSSSS UUUUUUUPPPPPPPP"

note to all men: no matter how much you want it to...

this will NEVER work.

[Dead Mike]

oh well now its a whole different ballgame


jus be like, hey hwos it goin? do u like showtunes and the color pink? if yes, he is obviously gay

[rawb]

girls like money
maybe psuedo-half-gay dudes do too
write your name on a $100 bill

[lou_belle]

to show a person in yer class that you're interested in them..
usaually I would just look at them and smile and gloat..
until they just ask "what is it?"
then you say "yer sO hOt."
now the ball is rollin' you can go out for drinks or something:)

ps.. there is also the cute factor in this skit..be as cute as can be

[lou_belle]

ps are we picking up guys? or girls? or gay guys?

[acidic_liquid]

Originally Posted by lou_belle

ps are we picking up guys? or girls? or gay guys?

ALL :)

[wum]

Originally Posted by acidic_liquid

Oh yeah I forgot to add...

I'm gay and I'm not 100% sure he is.

That ups the difficulty don't it?

[acidic_liquid]

I like your giant WTF face.

[Liqwid]

Erwinder!!!!

OMG its the bend and snap, workth every tie-emmmmmmmmmmm

hehehehe



~Dalyn

[wum]

Originally Posted by acidic_liquid

I like your giant WTF face.

I have a giant pink smiley that's all but i can't find it right now :(

[lou_belle]

OMGawd HAHAhahahe*

Dalyn I LOVe you and I can never give you enough karma*

[Liqwid]

Originally Posted by lou_belle

OMGawd HAHAhahahe*

Dalyn I LOVe you and I can never give you enough karma*

hehehehe

i love Leagelly Blonde

~dalyn

[wum]

you should probably make sure he's gay first...

it's pretty weird otherwise.