Tacky Pick up Lines

[Dead Mike]

this is a classic...


hey bitch wanna pound?

[~god~]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Wanna do some Math? You plus me, Minus the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply! :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had not heard that one!

[Atlantis77]

Originally Posted by KimmyCandy

Is your dad a terrorists? Cause you're the bomb.


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

awwww i love that one. This girl came up to me at apex a few years back and said that to me and ran off. I thought it was the cutest thing ever LOL. aaaaaaah memories.

and im gonna use the one with "my friend wants to know if you think im cute" next time i go out. It will be a riot LOL

[~god~]

If i told you that i'm crippled... would you fuck me out of pitty?