Tacky Pick up Lines

[PARTYGIRLSTAYC]

Wanna pick someone up??
Please don't use any of the following..


1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice ass... what time does it open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Cocked Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
9. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. You might not be the best-looking guy here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
14. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
15. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
16. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
17. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
19. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
20. My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
21. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
22. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
23. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
24. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anywhere you want to.
25. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
26. If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
27. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
28. Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
29. Do you sleep on your stomach? No...? Can I ???
30. Do you wash your jeans in Windex? ...because I can see myself in them.

[mapleleaf4ever]

There must be a problem with my Eyes because I can't keep them off of you.

[Behn]

(guy)My magic watch says your not wearing any underwear....
(girl) well it must be wrong then
(guy) sorry it must be set an huor fast

Did it hurt?......When you fell from heaven

[LeeBrat]

is that a mirror on your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants...


.....gah...pick up lines r soo cheesy and wrong...

[mapleleaf4ever]

Are you a Speeding Ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you!

[bigorangedan]

excuse my, but I seem to have lost my teddy bear, would you come home and sleep with me instead.

[Chewy]

hey.. lets go do it???

[Behn]

i like your shoes.... wanna fuck?

[dapimpstress]

those pants look so great...they would look even better on my floor...

[klockwize]

...............wanna go for a pizza and a fuck?

[mapleleaf4ever]

Excuse me, How about I trade you Sex for Sex?

[.o0*HaLo*0o.]

I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?

I lost my phone number, can i have yours?

"Oh, your label is sticking out. OMG!"
"what?"
"it says made in heaven"

[TrYpTaMiNe]

if you were a hot dog and you were starvin, would ya eat yourself? i know i would hell id have seconds

[mapleleaf4ever]

Wanna do some Math? You plus me, Minus the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply! :D

[James]

soo..ya...ya wanna make out?

[mapleleaf4ever]

So what do you want for Breakfast?

[TrYpTaMiNe]

mapleleaf4ever has the best one so far

[frank the tank]

Is that a keg in your pants, cause i'd really like to tap that ass

[lou_belle]

Originally Posted by 40 year old dentist

You're eyes are sO...sexUAL..

fer~reAL

[crookedking]

drunk girl-you look so sweet

me-uh, yeah, thanks.

[nuf_dawg]

u single ready to mingle;)

[acidic_liquid]

Originally Posted by Behn420

i like your shoes.... wanna fuck?

haha

Nice shoes... wanna fuck?

Is more blunt and better.

[Oscar Da Grouc]

-If i said u had a nice body, would u hold it against me?

-If your right leg was thanksgiving, and your left leg was christmas...would u let me spend some time up between the holidays?

Originally Posted by dj_klockwize

...............wanna go for a pizza and a fuck?

what, no?...u dont like pizza?

[KimmyCandy]

Is your dad a terrorists? Cause you're the bomb.


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

[ebbomega]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Used it once.

Worked once.