You can never beat the breathalyser test....

[b0ld]

http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/Toront...76734-sun.html

[Bitchin]

the things ppl do.

*gag*

[mapleleaf4ever]

lol it makes you wonder how some of these people breathe on their own...

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

My friend Brad can leave the bar after drinking 20 double rye and cokes and take a breathalyzer and they let him walk.. Could be that he weighs 400lbs or more? =/

One time after leaving the bar, I had atleast 4 doubles, I got pulled over and blew what the cop said was equivelent to 'half a can of beer'. I blew really really slow..

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by b0ld

http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/Toront...76734-sun.html

why not give a breif breakdown (even cut/paste) when posting news, then I can deside if it's worth my time before taking me off the page im on. why not right?

[neoh]

I've blown a %0.001 and lost my license.

Beat that!

[LeeBrat]

omg :186: that is soooo disgusting, eww....who in their right mind(no matter how intozicated) would do that

[Jen-E-03]

*barf* thats disgusting

[trance4life]

maybe he shouldn't drink and drive

[MC Hammered]

Well at least that guy isn't lying when he says "This tastes like shit!"

[Haze]

ROUGHNECK...

- ë

[acidic_liquid]

Did the cops not do anything about him vomiting, peeing, or shitting in the squad car? Or were they not allowed to take him out? And they didn't even stop him when he ate his own shit. Blech. They probably thought it was funny.

Blech.

Why even drink and drive?

[Jarman]

where does driving even come into this?
Dude should stop drinking.
Or maybe stop doing PCP.

[Cranke65]

1. Holy shit, I would have to be pretty tanked to eat my own crap... he must have been right gone.
2. Mythbusters proved you can't beat a breathalizer by getting slosched on the show and stuffing their mouths full of pennies/gum/mouth wash/ect. If they say you can't do it, you can't do it...enough proof por moi. Just remember: the gas is on the right :) If you're gunna run, your foot better be on the floor, and remember: buckle up :)


I totally take that back.
No matter how shittered I am, I will not eat my own crap. Jesus, that's what boobs are for.

[acidic_liquid]

Originally Posted by Cranke65

I totally take that back.
No matter how shittered I am, I will not eat my own crap. Jesus, that's what boobs are for.

You're gonna eat your boobs?

Interesting.

[BenGiovanni]

Originally Posted by Cranke65

1. Holy shit, I would have to be pretty tanked to eat my own crap... he must have been right gone.
2. Mythbusters proved you can't beat a breathalizer by getting slosched on the show and stuffing their mouths full of pennies/gum/mouth wash/ect. If they say you can't do it, you can't do it...enough proof por moi. Just remember: the gas is on the right :) If you're gunna run, your foot better be on the floor, and remember: buckle up :)


I totally take that back.
No matter how shittered I am, I will not eat my own crap. Jesus, that's what boobs are for.

Mythbusters fuckin rawks....i saw that episode, they got absolutely shitfaced and were on camera... good times

[mikey]

last time i had to use the breathalizer i had like 4 drink and smoked a blunt 15minutes before. blew0.000, fuck the cop was pissed off. Made me blow two more times....
hahahaha

[Draven GD]

no amount of anything will make me do that. you would have to be talking about last option in life or death situation.
imagine telling your gradkids about thatone. :P

it is possible to pass.... without eating fecies. its all chemistry.

id have let him off. if hes going to try that 1) hes recived all the nessisary punishment right there, and 2) he deserves it, this guy has gone to all possible lenghts
jk....if hes that drunk, take his licence. not that im above that kind of thing, but if i got cought they should take mine too...

[Cranke65]

Originally Posted by acidic_liquid

You're gonna eat your boobs?

Interesting.

What I meant was boobs are a great tool for getting out of some problems... I don't think I'd have to eat my own shit.

[dJ_MeDiC]

I can see it now, the fella is whacked out from drinking - fights with the cops and decides to chow down with a big smile.....I wonder if he was thinking "ha ha whos the sucker now?"