My Dose Horoscope for today.....

[Cdn_Brdr]

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23) : Kapow! Wham. Boing. You might get hit by a shopping cart, slam into a fashion model and land on a trampoline. Or you might not.

All of them are pretty funny.... if you care to see yours let me know and I'll put it up....

[Gusto]

Lets see Libra...

[Cdn_Brdr]

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23) : You are facing some tough decisions: a) make-out with your boss b) try a new type of potato chip c) become a mime.

[Gusto]

I'll go with B on this one.

[Cdn_Brdr]

Why? Is your boss ugly?

[Bitchin]

^you should totaly become a mime Ryan.

Let's see taurus....

[dabbler]

Scorpio?

[Cdn_Brdr]

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22) : You've had a bowl-cut for ages and it's flattering. But every kangaroo needs to evolve. Shave it off and get an edgier look.

You beat this one out long ago huh Jay?

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

Why? Is your boss ugly?

uhhh, i guess my boss is alright... for a MAN.

[M!SKA]

cancer pls

[Bitchin]

Originally Posted by Bitchin

Let's see taurus....

*cough*

[Cdn_Brdr]

Taurus (April 21 - May 21) : When you first meet someone, you might not feel comfortable to admit you are a teen wolf. But don't wait for a full moon.

Cancer (June 22 - July 23) : If you don't tell your date about your little fantasy, how will they know to spank you while chewing bubble gum? Communication's the key.

Bwahahahahaa.... that's awesome Michelle!!!!

[M!SKA]

!!!!
llooollllll

[Bitchin]

*note to self : spank Michelle next time you see her*

[Cdn_Brdr]

*Note to J'nette: Remember the video camera*

[Kandyapple]

Capricorn???

[Cdn_Brdr]

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20) : Time to buy the bus ticket you've been saving up for and go visit your pet cow. It's spring and Mabel needs to be milked.

[Kandyapple]

I like cows :)

[-ff-]

Dose, Metro, and 24 hours can all lick my balls.

Those things are offensive. On one hand, they're pure pulp and do us a disservice by giving people the illusion of being informed (come on people, you can not communicate news of any substance in a 1X2 inch column). On the other, they're pumping out masses and masses of garbage. How much of that shit do you see laying on the street, in the gutter, and blowing around in the wind these days? Its wasteful and ugly. Fuck the free 'dailies' - remember, you're getting what you pay for.

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22) : You've had a bowl-cut for ages and it's flattering. But every kangaroo needs to evolve. Shave it off and get an edgier look.

You beat this one out long ago huh Jay?

HAHAHA, i totally did!!!

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by -ff-

Dose, Metro, and 24 hours can all lick my balls.

Those things are offensive. On one hand, they're pure pulp and do us a disservice by giving people the illusion of being informed (come on people, you can not communicate news of any substance in a 1X2 inch column). On the other, they're pumping out masses and masses of garbage. How much of that shit do you see laying on the street, in the gutter, and blowing around in the wind these days? Its wasteful and ugly. Fuck the free 'dailies' - remember, you're getting what you pay for.

Geeze man.... I just thought the horoscope was funny. I recycle my paper too.

Why you gotta rain on my parade like that? You totally ruined Christmas!!!

[-ff-]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

You totally ruined Christmas!!!

yesssssssssssssssssssssss!

[baby-phat]

Leo
hehehe, I rawr!

[Cdn_Brdr]

Leo (July 24 - Aug. 23) : It's a good day to donate your wardrobe to the Goodwill. You're such a good candidate for 'What Not To Wear'. Have you seen a mirror lately?

[baby-phat]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

Leo (July 24 - Aug. 23) : It's a good day to donate your wardrobe to the Goodwill. You're such a good candidate for 'What Not To Wear'. Have you seen a mirror lately?

rofl.. that's awesome!