The Perfect Roommate?

[mapleleaf4ever]

Wow... that's quite the set of rules.

[Grapes]

Way to quote the entire thing Lou Belle.

[Two_Six]

Too many rules, dude. You gotta chill, smoke a blunt and turn on some beats. I had a room mate and we partied everyday, good times. Life is meant to be enjoy, you seem way into your work.

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by Two_Six

Too many rules, dude. You gotta chill, smoke a blunt and turn on some beats. I had a room mate and we partied everyday, good times. Life is meant to be enjoy, you seem way into your work.

haha, who are you talking to? i didn't write that. as far as i know, we don't have any plastic surgeons on here. well maybe a few. three max. haha, same goes for you, lou belle. i'm a libra, but since thats not my ad, i guess it doesn't matter now.

besides, it's got to be a joke. no australian kelpies or arthropods? IT MUST SIZZLE. baha.

[BongMan]

300 to live in beverly hills is still close to worth it aslong as your already a clean person..

[Prissypants]

I'm an awesome roommate!!! Someone move in with me!!!

[ebbomega]

Wow.

The number of people whose heads this thread went right over is pretty astounding.

[lou_belle]

My dog is a white shepard husky, but I thought it would fly because she's just as beautiful as a purebred white shepard.
I also figured we could do the upholstering together, seen as how that's one of my favorite things to do as well!

You actually thought I was being serious when I started the post with..

Hello.

Bwahahah*

[potface]

$300 - Two bedroom share
you know what?
i have cable, cellphone rings, unnanounced guests MUSIC ON REAL SPEAKERS!!! i brush my teeth however often i feel like, i use as many spices as i feel like and i like my meat rare. my choice- not anyone elses, i go and buy my OWN fruits andveggies and paint whenever i feel like.
all of this for $280--
no wonder no one wants to live with this guy! you cant do ANYTHING that any even remotely "normal" person would do. (not that anyone is truly "normal")

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by lou_belle

You actually thought I was being serious

i could've went either way, just clarifying, haha

[lou_belle]

I'm never not laughing, unless I say "This is serious."
and then u'r in it for the long haul if you want to debate~
*muahahah

[ebbomega]

I like typing in all caps when I'm being sarcastic. Or putting a 1 after many exclamation marks. At any rate, I abandon laws of grammar and make like I'm much more retarded than I already am (not too much of a stretch).

Sarcasm has got to be the bane of internet forums. Which is amusing because it's so thoroughly present in them.

[Ree Fresh]

I rather live with my parents.... even if you put them back together!