If you had a maid...

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by crookedking

suck my cack
while i'm taking a dump.

that was out of character.

...Prob get her hammer in the couple nail heads and sand the upstairs floors. Give them a good couple layers of finish and have her wax it (the floors). Thats when I would jump in to Swifter that shit and consider myself a well accomplished person. Well maybe I need a contractor, you just cant oggle the contractor!

[Gusto]

i could use someone to do my laundry. like tonight. please.

[G3N3R4L]

^^ yeah my laundry always gets put off.

I never have the time neccessary to get it done.


i think though as far as FIRST duties for a maid.... i need a sparkling bathroom. every square inch.

[decypher]

I'd get her to bring me a coffee right now in the library cuz i sure the hell don't want to goto the cafeteria.

[MissMarz]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

fuck, you guys should just hire a prostitute and then pay her an extra five bucks to do the dishes.

prostitutes steal ... and get high.
the most a maid would do is raid your liquor cabinet. even then she'd do a better job cleaning then a hooker.

[MissMarz]

and i would have my clothes always cleaned and organized.. and i'm not talking seperate piles on the floor for colors and whites ;)

[Gusto]

heh thats where i keep my clothes too. someone come fold this stuff for me.

[cubed]

dishes and laundry.

[DuttY]

id have her skin her self and make me a lampshade

[Disco_Whore]

I'd get her to wash all of my stupid hand wash only clothing! Half the time I just stop wearing it, or ruin it because i'm too lazy.

...Then I'd get her to do the rest of my laundry, my homework, and then clean up after the mess(es) I make in the kitchen.

[mojo]

wash my little rain soaked dog
buff my shoes
plan my sisters fiances stag
make me chicken burgers
rewrite my notes
laundry
email people i have been neglecting
bathroom
and the dreaded bedroom closet

[barstar]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

that was out of character.

...Prob get her hammer in the couple nail heads and sand the upstairs floors. Give them a good couple layers of finish and have her wax it (the floors). Thats when I would jump in to Swifter that shit and consider myself a well accomplished person. Well maybe I need a contractor, you just cant oggle the contractor!

lets have prison sex.i'll call u shulz baxter...

[veN]

Originally Posted by Nev

Hang up/put away my clothes. I never put them away and the pile just gets higher and higher... :/ I organized my makeup this morning, but I wouldn't put away my clothes. Lol.

Yeah... I still need her to come by and do that. Lol.

[Red Army]

I'd have her design my flyers

[matéo]

My GF's mom just went to the Philipines and her friend there had about 5 maids. One's job was to take care of the dog. Taking care of the dog meant hand feeding it, playing with it, and sleeping with it at night. All for about 50 dollars a month!! what a steal. I would probably get a dog maid if I could.

[Euro Dollar]

Sleeping with the dog? That's gross...

[matéo]

maid
1. An unmarried girl or woman.
2. A virgin.
3. A woman servant.

You wouldn't find a man doing that kind of shit for you.