If you had a maid...

[Mr Ektion]

what would you choose to be her first task?

It'd be so nice to not have to do dishes or even think about cooking.

[DuttY]

Originally Posted by .Forwerd

what would you choose to be her first task?

It'd be so nice to not have to do dishes or even think about cooking.

First ting i make her do is suck-on-ma-knob...

den, teach her da art of beein a stealth assassin and zend her afta all yo moms!

[veN]

Hang up/put away my clothes. I never put them away and the pile just gets higher and higher... :/ I organized my makeup this morning, but I wouldn't put away my clothes. Lol.

[frankie_V]

well first of all.. this maid needs to be HOT... dressed up in a kinky suit like a short skirt lol .... AND... i would ask for a massage right now since my body is feeling sore from working out..

[sidekick]

fuck, you guys should just hire a prostitute and then pay her an extra five bucks to do the dishes.

[sungoo]

^haha

[frankie_V]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

fuck, you guys should just hire a prostitute and then pay her an extra five bucks to do the dishes.

hahahaha.. that made my day lol

[Red Army]

Originally Posted by .Forwerd

what would you choose to be her first task?

It'd be so nice to not have to do dishes or even think about cooking.

I would have her do my lineup/timeslots and deal with all the bitching and whining...

[soma]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

fuck, you guys should just hire a prostitute and then pay her an extra five bucks to do the dishes.

But a maid is still full of energy and life. The whores will surely be dead inside by the time we get to them. :kam:

[decypher]

I'd take her out for a fancy dinner and we'd eat potatoe skins by candle light.

[soma]

Originally Posted by decypher

I'd take her out for a fancy dinner and we'd eat potatoe skins by candle light.

^ now thats what I am talking about!

You can't take a whore out for skins now can you?

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by soma

But a maid is still full of energy and life. The whores will surely be dead inside by the time we get to them. :kam:

don't kid yourself, maids are dead on the inside, too.

[soma]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

don't kid yourself, maids are dead on the inside, too.

I know :(


ignorance is bliss

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by soma

ignorance is bliss

doesn't pay too well, though.

[soma]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

doesn't pay too well, though.

I know some maids that make mad cash

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by soma

I know some maids that make mad cash

i was speaking generally about ignorance on that one.

my mom has a maid and she gets paid well.

[soma]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

i was speaking generally about ignorance on that one.

I must agree. I try not to be ignorant but my pig headed attitude can bite off more than I can chew sometimes. I'll stop now, bad piggy bad

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by soma

I must agree. I try not to be ignorant but my pig headed attitude can bite off more than I can chew sometimes. I'll stop now, bad piggy bad

i also have a the problem of blinding stubborn-ness sometimes.

[soma]

sorry if we killed this thread :(

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

I'd get her to do ALOT of cleaning that I have neglected

-Clean out the oven/under oven/behind oven
-Clean out the Fridge/'' ''/'' ''
-Clean the bathroom until ever surface sparkles (Even behind the toilet)
-Wash the walls (get rid of any spider webs, which are abundant in this old house)
-Vaccuum the couches
-Sweep/Mop ALL floors (scrubbing on hands and knees of course!)
-Dust every surface (even the ceiling)
-Wash windows/window sills


Wow.. Is that too much for one day? Maybe he/she would do it over two days! This totally made me realize how much cleaning I need to do, and that I need to move out of this monster house. UGH.

[mikey]

My buddy has a topless maid who cleans his place.... kinda weird...

[Mr.Dave]

^ But Jared does such a good job!

[cinist]

i have a maid but she doesnt do anything special

[crookedking]

suck my cack.

























while i'm taking a dump.

[Red Army]

I gave this a good thought, and came to a conclusion that i would have her clean out the hooker corpses out of my soviet basement