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Oct 19, 05
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Stupid things to say when you get a wrong number!
So my phone rings:
Hello -Hey Marty, it's Ray. Um I think you have the wrong number. -Oh ok. Talk to you later. Talk to you later? No retard it's a WRONG number, hopefully you'll dial the right number next time, so I don't have to waste 15 cents talking to your stupid ass!! That got me thinking of all the stupid shit I or others have said when you get a wrong number, like: -Hi is so'n'so there? Sorry there's no John that lives here. -Are you sure? -Hi is so'n'so there? Sorry, I think you have the wrong number. -Oh. Well do you know so'n'so's number? What the fuck is wrong with people, I mean really? If it's a wrong number then I definitely don't know you or the asshole you're looking for. Or when people call, you tell them it's the wrong number, they say "but is this 555-1234, you say "yes but it's not jo-blow's number. Then they try the same number back and it's you answering again and they still ask for jo-blow. Learn to use the phone fuck-face, it's not exactly a new invention, have you even figured out your microwave yet, you Jabrone! 
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Oct 19, 05
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i especially like it when this happens
ja_raul: hi idiot:hi is billy there? ja_raul: no, i think you have the wrong phone number dood idiot:oh ok, sorry bout that 5 mins later... (or sometimes immediately after) same idiot: hi.. uh, is billy there? ja_raul: nope billys not here, you just called me 5 mins ago askin for the same billy. understand - he doesnt live here same idiot: wait a minute, are you sure this isnt billy? isnt this.. 555-1234? this is billys number. ja_raul hangs up edit: i like my version better
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Oct 19, 05
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lol each day i get calls from grannies...
sometimes they call me back like 30 seconds later asking the same thing
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Oct 19, 05
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Best way to get rid of wrong numbers. Just start yelling angrily into the phone in some made up language.
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Oct 19, 05
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You just gotta pretend to be the person.
are you sure that's you brian? yeah i have a cold, whattya want ..? ohhh yeah.... mmhmm.. man you had some ugly clothes on last time i saw you. did you gain weight? must have. we should go rollerskating tmrw!
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Oct 19, 05
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i always get the old people looking for someone and they are so convinced that i am that person or somone who knows them.
Me: Hello bluehair: hello? me: yes? bluehair: hi jim. me: i think you have the wrong number bluehair: oh this isnt jim? me: No bluehair: oh, well i was just down at the market and i saw jim and he told me.... (INSERT LIFE STORY) .. so then i called this nimber Me: *wake up* well he doesnt live here bluehair: well if you see him... Me: *click* Its rediculous.
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Oct 19, 05
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I went to Victoria and i had my cell off for most of the time cuz it wuld be like 25 cents a min if i answerd it so when i get home my voicmail was FULL with this stupid LOSER who was leaving angry messeges for a guy named Jim... did he not clue in when he heard MY voice saying "Hi this is MATT!" the dude was leaving messeges like "hey Jim I dont like getting fucked around balh blah i'm a stupid idiot" lol oh! and my home phone used to be an autobody repair shop so when i first moved in the phone would ring lots and i thought i had frineds but it was just people calling about their cars :(
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Oct 19, 05
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Ive been getting people calling/faxing things to my cell number from a 601 area code. I called a number back after getting numerous calls, and the guy with a thick southern accent tried to convince me that I was a bank. I assured him that I wasnt infact, a bank in texas. Yet he still insisted that I was, I told him not to call me again, as it was annoying, and I am not a bank.
I still get calls from that area code, and to this day I have a fear of people swiping credit cards at me or trying to take money out of my crotch, all while charging me long distance fees:( Damn you texas!!
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Oct 19, 05
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My former roommate's phone number got accidentally put into an ad in a Chinese newspaper that was trying to sell a car.
He had just finished telling me about all the calls he was getting when his phone rang.. sure enough, another person asking about a car. He went with it that time though, describing the imaginary car and everything, lol..
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Oct 20, 05
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Stupid bank.
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Oct 20, 05
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Oct 20, 05
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sometimes i call people and leave weird messages on their machine:
1. i'm sven the gay guy from the club and i'm wondering what happened to charlie (he dances fabulously) he just left in the morning! i was going to make him the breakfast that he wanted. 2. i'm the man who wants to make Life better for our child and have decided to become an alaskan crab fisherman and i'll call back when i come back after a few months. 3. i'm mr. underhill and there's a conference in winnipeg about rerouting the fraser river and we're going to rent hookers for our kids. 4. if the person picks up the phone i think that they're somebody else and invite them over for a poker game, and when they tell me that they're not who i think they are, i invite them over to play. i used to have a ton of others, but i've forgotten what they are. those were my main ones.
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