the future of pets...

[starbright]

in the search for the perfect pet, i came across this .
someone please assure me this is not real.

[Cdn_Brdr]

It's a joke... they're nothing more than a display item.

NOT REAL ANIMALS OK!

[starbright]

i understand these aren't animals. but are they alive?
how does it work?

Say Hello to the all New Genpets™ from Bio.Genica!
The Genpets™ are Pre-Packaged, Bio-engineered pets implemented today!

That’s right, you heard it right. Genpets are not toys or robots. They are living, breathing animals. Animals far more high tech than your average cat or dog. Genpets are Bioengineered pets.

What does that mean? Bio-Genica (that’s us) has mixed up and combined DNA from various species including; Lemurs, Feline, Canine, and a few others here and there.

We’ve then gone one step further by packaging the Genpets into plastic packages unlike any other. Each Genpet package has a fully functional heart rate monitor and Fresh Strip to better gauge the state of each pet while it lye’s in it’s hibernation state. More Info .

The Genpets come in 2 base configurations, a 1-year model, and 3-year model.

[~*tct*~]

it looks like a clone to me

[Cdn_Brdr]

They're just synthetic moulds really.. nothing more. They're not alive!

[g!ggles]

that's a lil freaky... I use to feel that way about Sea Monkeys. I didn't understand how they were real *lol*

[Gusto]

this reminds me of bonzai kitten

[Cosmos]

is this one of those deals where you stick the dehydrated pet in water and it grows five times its size overnight?

i didn't read the whole website, but dude, haha i don't want a vacuum sealed dog!

[Gusto]

it's an art project: http://www.brandejs.ca/

[Miss T]

Originally Posted by gusto

this reminds me of bonzai kitten

the infamous bonsai kittens! i can't believe people still forward that email. lol

[starbright]

thanks ryan.
you rule at the internet.

[lola_phyne]

Originally Posted by fullblast

is this one of those deals where you stick the dehydrated pet in water and it grows five times its size overnight?

i didn't read the whole website, but dude, haha i don't want a vacuum sealed dog!

It doesn't even look like a dog. lol.

[Cosmos]

Originally Posted by lola_phyne

It doesn't even look like a dog. lol.

haha, to me it looked like a dehydrated version of the taco bell dog

[crookedking]

why were you searching the INTERNET for the perfect pet?

[thebobman]

I'm just surprised that you filtered through all the porn from an internet search for "perfect pet" to get this

[decypher]

Nicole, i think you should stick with the fish first before moving onto the genetically altered prepackaged animals.

[starbright]

ahaha
there was no actual search involved.
i was linked to the site off a blog i read.

i just couldn't get past the heart monitor and "fresh strip" incorporated into the packaging and wanted to share.

kam's right. i need a fish.

[starbright]

Originally Posted by lola_phyne

It doesn't even look like a dog. lol.

"combined DNA from various species including; Lemurs, Feline, Canine, and a few others here and there."

haha. secret mix of mystery dna...

[Sniper]

whether real or fake it's disturbing none the less

[mystery]

Originally Posted by gusto

it's an art project: http://www.brandejs.ca/

This thread is an art project.

[Disco_Whore]

And here I was thinking that Tamagotchi was going to maintain its status as "the future of pets" forever!

These things look creepy.

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by J-DAWG

This thread is an art project.

you're an art project.

[Asheai]

i would say they look more like turkeys with a dog's head somehow attached to it... lol, but that's awesome. especially if this guy gets tons of emails about how horrible they are and it's only an art project. haha, would serve him right... :)

[mystery]

Originally Posted by gusto

you're an art project.

you're moms an art project.

[thebobman]

Originally Posted by J-DAWG

you're moms an art project.

Your dad's an abstract art project