the toilet snorkel!!!!!!1!!11! hahaha

[Jizzy Kizzy]

http://totallyabsurd.com/toiletsnorkel.htm


Toilet Snorkel
US Patent Issued In 1982
What exactly is this man doing? Communicating with his neighbors using his new Toilet Phone? Blowing up his Inflatable Toilet? Or is he simple blowing bubbles? Well the correct answer is None of the Above. This guy is using the new breath easy, Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings.
In most fires, it's the smoke that will get you, and a source of fresh air can be a life saver. So our inventor designed a way to snake a snorkel through the zigs and zags of your toilet, so you can breath sewer air instead of smoke. Here's our question... couldn't he have, just as easily, invented the Faucet Snorkel instead?


*editors note: no, apperantly sinks don't have the air pockets.. the author of that note above is too dumb to realize that though*

[Gusto]

that's a pretty cool idea. except in the case of a fire, i wouldn't want to stick around to breathe out of the toilet, because i hate getting burned.

[ja_raul]

Why does that illustration have so many numbers, and why are they not in order? I see alot of numbers missing and alot of numbers labelling some stupid shit
11.TOILET SEAT- NOTICE- seat is UP not down!
15. PIPE IN WALL- necessary to have a toilet in your bathroom in the first place
16. MOUTHPIECE- you might ingest some toilet water through this


whats the difference between 19 and 21?