i love it when

[Disco_Whore]

hee hee, the boyfriend came home this morning to tell me this little story from the night before:

After just finishing playing his set he went roaming around the party to realise that it was mostly made up of 17 years olds...which wasn't a huge deal. A couple came to talk to him, and he didn't mind partaking in conversation. Afterwards one girl in particular asked him if he had a girlfriend to which he replied yes, so then she said "That's fine I've got a boyfriend too, how about you email me anyways?" So of course he answers:"Nah, I don't think that's such a good idea" She rebutts with "Oh why not???? *sad face*" So he answered "Well for starters I already told you I have a girlfriend, and even if I didn't I'm still ELEVEN YEARS OLDER THAN YOU."

That shut her up real good.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Goat

Should've told her how at the rate she was goin, she'd end up as a beamer hood ornament for some 50 year old with a big wallet.

Or just call her fat.

even better, tell her she has fat arms. Fuck does that piss chicks off.