Pickup Lines

[nipvicious]

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?.

[mr E]

Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Erik, Your ideal chatup line is
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon..

[tBl0w]

Your chest looks a little sore, can i numb it?

[g!ggles]

g!ggles, Your ideal chatup line is
Do you believe in free love? (Certainly no!) Then how much do you cost? .

[FeelGood]

Andrew, Your ideal chatup line is
Congratulations! You've been voted Most Beautiful Girl In This Room and the grand prize is a night with me!.

[Pennywise]

i dont work @ dairy queen...
but i will treat you right hahahahaha

[ppcock]

bitch get in the car before i cap your ass


did i fail?

[Ms.Tarantula]

Ms.Tarantula, Your ideal chatup line is

Can I please be your slave tonight?.

[project.one]

Matt, Your ideal chatup line is
Your chest looks a little sore. Would you like me to numb it? .

lol, so corney!

[ppcock]

hey baby, what's your msn? how bout myspace?

[rustybob]

Rustybob, Your ideal chatup line is
So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) 'Cause I'm gonna ask you out..

Russell, Your ideal chatup line is
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea..

[crookedking]

would you like to see me naked?

trust me, that one NEVER works.

[Play-it-hard]

kelly, Your ideal chatup line is
Can I see your tan lines?.

[project.one]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[cutienikki]

Nikita, Your ideal chatup line is
Can I see your tan lines?.

Nikki, Your ideal chatup line is
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. .

[project.one]

What winks and Fucks like a tiger!







;)

[ppcock]

they made roofies to avoid pickup lines.

[project.one]

"Id quote some corney pickup line, but really... common! can you afford not to?"

yeah, dont advice that one!