I had sex with a fork because that's how I roll.

[Pussy*Kat]

i gave a lap dance to a stuffed animal cuz i was drunk

hahha oh my!

[Juicyka]

i had sex with a llama because i hate myself....
BAH HA HA AH AHA HA HA HA

[hardstylin]

i sang to a ninja because i was drunk

[penguinabc123]

i had sex with your mom because im sexy and i do what i want


damn erik thank you lol.

[Ms.Tarantula]

Originally Posted by nabs

I Bitched out a policeman because im sexy and i do what i want.

I think I like this one the best sofar..

[scue]

i had sex with a hooker because I was drunk

[gratia]

baaaaahahahahahahah HAHAHA.
i sang to a pickle because i was naked. hahaha
how suiting. i love being naked.

[tahiti__treat]

I humped a mexican because I'm NOT homosexual.

[PwInCeSs]

I gave a lap dance to a ninja because thats how i roll

[r a m a z e]

i choked on a mexican because thats how i roll.

[prozac]

I sang to a permanent marker because I was drunk.

Well, sounds like something I'd do... ha ha.

[project.one]

I smacked a gangster Because that's how I roll.

Originally Posted by C_squared

I humped my dog because I was high...

that ain't right.

BWHAAHAHA THATS THE BEST!

[.muffy.]

I had sex with a police officer because I was high...

LOLS

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by penguinabc123

i had sex with your mom because im sexy and i do what i want


damn erik thank you lol.

I aim to please. I'm enjoying reading these myself.

[impure]

i humped a mexican because i was high.


haaaaaaaahahaha

[justShell]

I choked on my dad because i was drunk

[clearist]

I humped a hooker becase thats how i roll.

[prozac]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

I choked on my dad because i was drunk

wooo. That rivals carlos' one for being extremely wrong.

[justShell]

Originally Posted by prozac

wooo. That rivals carlos' one for being extremely wrong.

indeed. particularly cause i havent seen him in years

[Ms.Tarantula]

more people should participate in this thread... my result is still the same as it was the first time I did it but I want to read more hilarious outcomes!

[FireWire]

I gave a lap dance to an ipod because that's how I roll.


(lmao! i can't stop laughing at this thread)

[Webber]

I smacked my cell phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

well that was a waste of time

[Heffy]

I fell in love with a ninja cuz that's how i roll..



Lol!

[thebobman]

I sang to a homeless person because somebody offered me......

*camera zooms in*

1,000,000 dollars!

I bet it was an EVIL homeless person...

[.Promoter]

i gave a lap dance to a permanent marker because im sexy and i do what i want