I had sex with a fork because that's how I roll.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Pick the month (number) you were born in:
1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12------- the computer
13------- a ninja
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbour
16-------myself
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink-------- Because the voices told me to.
Red---------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

[Ms.Tarantula]

I humped your mom because I was drunk.

[nabs]

I Bitched out a policeman because im sexy and i do what i want.

[TipSy]

I murdered the computer Because I was high.
wow that made no sence

[Mike Ill]

i murdered a pickle because i was drunk.


haha mines the best. although leah's is funny, but it's true so it's not as funny.

[r a m a z e]

www.banqbros.com

[Ashley*Dawn]

I gave a lap dance to a Mexican Because I was drunk..... huh interesting.

[Mike Ill]

Originally Posted by r a m a z e

www.bangbros.com

wtf..

that was right out of left field.. go post your porn sites somewhere else..

okthxbye.

[Play-it-hard]

I smacked your mom because I was high haha

[TipSy]

Originally Posted by Ashley*Dawn

I gave a lap dance to a Mexican Because I was drunk..... huh interesting.

haha now that one was the best! haha

[r a m a z e]

Originally Posted by Ashley*Dawn

I gave a lap dance to a Mexican Because I was drunk..... huh interesting.

Rofl!

[Ms.Tarantula]

^ i TOLD you its 'tofl'

THE ONLY FAGGOT LAUGHING

GOD cant you get anything right!?

[sNyx]

I smacked a Mexican Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

[cutienikki]

I shot my neighbour because that's how i roll.


FUCKING RIGHTS!

[spencer dawg s]

QOATE "I smacked your mom because I was high haha"

ahaha same!!

[C_squared]

I humped my dog because I was high...

that ain't right.

[tiedye]

I gave my number to a DVD player because I was drunk.

[nipvicious]

i sang to an ipod because i was high

[Mo...]

I smacked a baseball bat Because I'm sexy and I do what I want....

so lame!! LOL

[-evil-duerr-]

I ate a hooker because I was high.



HOW DID IT KNOW?!?!?!?!

[diaphorrhoea]

I murdered an iPod because I was drunk.

[Heffy]

I fell in love with a ninja because i was high.... LMAO

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by C_squared

I humped my dog because I was high...

that ain't right.

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Kandyapple]

I humped my cell phone Because I was high.

[Disco_Whore]

I smacked a baseball bat cause that's how I roll.