One liners Hookers use to grab you attention..

[hardstylin]

"your not gona find anything else at this time of night"

[.muffy.]

^hahahhah
<3

[sNyx]

I'll slash your tires..

[InSoMnIaK*]

i just put fresh underwear on

[sNyx]

"now 99% scab free"

[C_squared]

you're last name isn't Pikton is it?

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by kAyB

the pr hookers keep it on the d/l i never see any on the streets..

you mean the ones without pimps keep it on the d/l

[MC Hammered]

I'm tired so you'll have to do.

[MC Hammered]

Are your gums disease free?

[Play-it-hard]

Comon sweetheart, Its not as bad as you'd think

[Sue Bitch]

Love the one I heard in Amsterdam
"Student Discount"

[mapleleaf4ever]

Got Girlfriend Vietnam?

[beedub]

Don't they just smile and say hi?

I was in the upscale coffee shop & one of my friends says hey that's a hooker over there having lunch, she works the street a few blocks away.

Later the manager dude recognizes her, hustles over and has some kinda conversation, probably asking her to please leave. She was playing with her food like she was maybe stoned. They wrap up her sandwich and she goes, but it's not a big deal. She looked OK, skinny in tight jeans, the face a bit weathered.

Coffee girls go over and spritz the table and chair and clean up very thoroughly, look a little embarrassed. I guess they didn't know who she was when she came in.

Place is owned by religious types & they let people have meetings, baby showers etc in the side room.

[vaporize]

in downtown around 2~3am

woman looks like high off something: "blowjob for ten dollars"
me: "how about a blowjob for free" then i walked away while she mumbles non-sense

[nabs]

fuck me... im a dj.

[Goat]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

"your not gona find anything else at this time of night"

And we have a winner!