The Dog vs. Cat Diary

[Kraig]

DOG'S DIARY

Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
Dog food! My favorite!
The yard! My favorite!
Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
Dog food! My favorite!
Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!

CAT'S DIARY

Day 483 of my captivity...

My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects.

The only thing that keeps me going is the mild satisfaction that I get from clawing furniture.

Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.

Today I attempted to disable my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking - must try this tomorrow at the top of the stairs.

There was some sort of gathering today. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." I must learn what this is and how I may use it to my advantage.

Must nap so I can annoy my captors with sleep depriving pleas for food in the middle of the night.

[wishbone]

17 mins and no responses? awww....i thought it was cute :)

[MissMarz]

omg soooo funny...
i totally snickered.. as i looked at my kitties and thought.. is it true...

[.muffy.]

hahaa
love it!

[g!ggles]

haha that was an instant pick me upper. haha classic! I'm going to email that to my collegues as well :)

Thanks for the read!

[judicious.]

Its a cute thought I guess, but dogs aren't dumb. They are more simple minded, sure but they're very smart, trainable and loyal.

I have had cats before, and they definetly are more indipendent and have a mind of their own.

[Play-it-hard]

Hahah thats so funny

[Ms.Tarantula]

I actually like dogs better too. They're willing to protect you and shit. <3

You just cant bond with a cat the same way.