Favorite Simpsons Quotes

[penguinabc123]

after going to duff gardens
lisa: "can't talk, coming down"

[gslse]

"Homer no function beer well without."

Where they go join the Raliens cult . . .

[Oscar Da Grouc]

when smithers turns on his computer and the Mr.burns log-in screen comes up "Why hello smithers...your quite good, at turning me on.."

Milhouse "Oh i hate floodpants...(opensdoor and water rushes in) hey, my shoes are soaked but my cuffs are bone dry....everythings coming up milhouse"

[KimmyCandy]

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"~HOMER

"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."

[Oscar Da Grouc]

Bart(younger hittin pops/pans) " I AM SO GREAT, I AM SO GREAT, EVERYBODY LOVES ME CAUSE I AM SO GREAT!"

Ralph- "I beat the smart kids, i beat the smart kids(trips) Aww, i bent my wookie"

[cyberdog]

Homer - "God bless those pagens."

Ralph - "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

Homer (banging on the tv) - "Stupid TV! Be more funny!"

[Willis]

"mental note the boy knows too much"
homer

[Jen-E-03]

I *heart* the simpsons!! hmm fav quotes would be...
"Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours." -Homer

"No, he's pretty dumb. He's in all the same special classes I am."-Bart :D

[Oscar Da Grouc]

Marge:"Have you kissed her?"
Homer:"No!"
Marge:"Has she kissed you?"
Homer:"A couple of times"


(at the apple cider factory)
Homers brain:"I dont know about u...but i'm outta here"
(brain floats away and home hits the floor)

[Oscar Da Grouc]

*enters photobooth*
FBI Agent: "Mr.simpson, please cover your ears while i say the secret access word.
*homer covers ears*
FBI Agent: "Cheese"