Favorite Simpsons Quotes

[gslse]

Hey . . .how about posting some . . . I'm watching the one where Homer becomes union boss @ the plant. Lisa's at the dentist getting braces . . .

(dentist) - " . . now, the first thing I'm gonna do is chisel some teeth out of your jaw bone. Hold still while I gas you!"

or, the one where they get pool . . .
(Homer) - "I see. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk."

[sean1414]

Bart- take him away boys ( cheif wigem ) " hey thats my line ... bake him aways toys " (lou) mmm cheif ? (cheif wigem) just do what the boys says

[gslse]

^^ . .lol! good one!

[mapleleaf4ever]

Ralph: Tastes like Burning...

[cheebus420]

"Don't let Krusty's death get you down boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why you could wake up dead tommorow .... well goodnight!"

~Homer J.Simpson

[sean1414]

marge touches ralphs shoulder .. ralph "your touching my special area ".... or..... ralph's lephrechan " good job ralphy now u know what to do , Burn them all !"

[gslse]

"Oh, don't worry children. Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone."

How about some Simpsons trivia: what's the population of the Land of Chocolate?

[StOkerD]

Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in History. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.

Homer Singing

[-ff-]

homer:
"what are you going to do Mr. Burns? Release the dogs? or the bees? or the dogs that bark, and when they bark they shoot bees out of their mouths?"

[Chet]

Homer: it's good to see maggie finaly has a father figure..... wait a minute thats supposed to be me
Bart: you can be my father figure
Homer: No way, I'm not getting my finger prints on that train wreck

from the one when Moe saves maggie

[gslse]

^^ . .lol! Awsome. . .Okay how 'bout Krusty at the NRA meeting when Homer gets a gun: Guns aren't toys! They're for protecting your family, hunting dangerous or delicious animals and keeping the King of England out of your face!

[mojo]

"You tried your best and failed miserably.The lesson is boy.....never try"

[CharlieTuna]

Marge: Don't talk about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.

Homer: Sex Cauldron!!! I thought that place closed down ages ago!!!

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

"will you be my mommy (to the wolf)... you smell like dead bunnies" - ralph
"*crashing threw window* Im a brick" - ralph

[booshka]

homer " Gym [pronounced gh-eye-m], what's a gym?" homer walks in "oooohhhh a geeeyyyeemm"

[penguinabc123]

homer: "you mean you gave both dogs away? BART YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT GIVING!!!"

dono if thats word fer word but i tryed

[booshka]

Homer: "'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?"
"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"

"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."

"Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!"

"Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England."

"Ooo...look at me, I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man, from happyland. In a Gum Drop House on Lollipop Lane. Oh by the way I was being Sarcastic"

"Always give in to peer presure.............always"

"20 Dollars? I wanted a peanut! (Brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!) Explain How! (Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!) WOOHOO!"

[crackdragon]

To alcohol!... the cause and solution to all of life problems
H. Simpson

[Silverwinged]

Grandpa Simpson stuck in porto-potty "Hello...? Anyone....? This elevator only goes down... And someone made an awwwwful mess down here..."

[exotica]

DOH
-homer simpson

[ulala]

Somebody think of the children!!

[Japhrodisiac]

- Well, that's odd ... I've just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers - have him beaten to a pulp.

or,:

Just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending, and they'll 'oink' for more every time.

or,:

Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.

Or,:

Illegal immigrant you say??Well Zootroy here is as American as apple pie!!

[robyn]

Yarrrrrrrrrrrr, I'm not attractive.

[Sariel]

Chalk Board Writing - "The American National Anthem does not end with Hail Satan"

[gslse]

. .one of my favorite chalk board lines from the opening is, "Fridays are not 'pants optional.'"