What movies what you NOT Recommend seeing!!

[bungoshlung]

the grudge, that has to be a billion things wrong with teh movie

[justa~gurl]

SLUGS

..they ooze
..they slime


... THEY KILL!!


no wait.. i take that back, watch it, it's halariously horrible

[Joanne]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

white chicks

yall can leave that one on the shelf.

it originally sounded like the type of movie I would normally hate.. but that movie was AWESOME! I was in pain from laughing so hard.




back to movies I would not recommend: Jingle All the Way.

I wanted to poke my eyeballs out because it was so bad.

[g!ggles]

Ok so last night we went to see "Brother's Grimm" at the Hollywood and I have to say that this movie beats out any other movies in this thread for WORST MOVIE EVER!!! Thank god I only paid $4 for it.

[Asheai]

i was going to post all the absolutely HORRIBLE films I've watched (there've been a few) but now that I try to remember them I realize I've blocked them out of my mind... thank god... that's what I call USEFUL selective memory, haha...

Oh wait, here's one I can think of - American Psycho... ick, I saw this in theatres with my parents... that was disturbing

[Grapes]

Ever see The Thin Red Line? Man that movie annoyed/bored me, alternately.

I walked out on the last 20 minutes or so of The Way of the Gun. The whole thing was a half assed attempted at Tarantino-ism, but it was the scene with *SPOILER ALERT* the attempted cesarian operation sans aenesthetic whilst a gun battle was going on in the SAME ROOM that made me get out of my seat and wait outside for my friend.

So there's this movie called Surf Nazis Must Die.. I think it's a Troma film.. awesome title, pretty boring movie. About the one part that made me lol is when the leader of the Surf Nazis (who were evil, hence they must die) called a meeting with the other gang, and the leader of the other gang goes "What's this all about??" and the leader of the Surf Nazis stabs the bag that he's holding and says "Sand!" as sand pours out of the bag.

Like, wtf?? You couldn't have just told him "Sand." (IE beach territory) I'm pretty sure he knows what sand is without having to see it spill out of a bag.

Me and my (stoned) friends spent the rest of the movie imagining that the Surf Nazi leader's chosen form of discourse was to stab bags full of things, and the thing that came out of the bag was his chosen subject matter. Like, if he wanted to talk to his wife about how he was tired of her making runny scrambled eggs for breakfast, he would get a bag and fill it with eggs, and then go "honey, can I talk to you about something?" "Sure what do you want to talk about?" and then he'd stab the bag and go "EGGS!@"

I'm not high right now, but writing this made me wish I was :(