Dear Mr Repo Man....

[b0ld]

Thanks.... thanks alot.... thanks for taking my fuckin car.... oh by the way IT WAS THE WRONG FUCKIN CAR YOU TOOK. You came to my work parking lot to pick up a red toyota corolla. Somehow you took my Kia... Now although I'll admit that its a piece of shit I am still making payments for the next 4 years. I find it ironic however since your supposed to be in such a profession that you should have a good attention to detail. I mean after all not only did you not look as to what type of car other then its a "red 4 door" but you also didn't look at the license plate that is on file on the actual car your supposed to take...

Its a good thing my work has security camera's and we found out who you used to tow it and that you were with the tow truck driver to identify the vehicle. We easily traced which tow truck company you used.. After security and police going over the tape myself and mr police officer made a visit to your office to see what is going on. As I may have reminded you I make my payments and my credit history is absolutely fuckin flawless.. Probably explains why I have a 15,000 credit limit on both of my credit cards. Anyways so you bring out your "paper work". You then have the nerve to ask me "who is jennifer?". EXACTLY who the fuck is jennifer? do I care... no... should I? ... no... I explained to you my case. You try to use the "clueless" type look yet your face went instantly red. Gee.... I wonder why.

So we go into your yard and your trying to look for that red toyota... OH SHIT SON... You can't find it.... yet... Wait... a moment... how can that be.... what the fuck is my car doing there? Again you try to be innocent figuring out how my car got there and tried to make an excuse when Mr. Police officer informed you that you are caught on tape identifying the vehicle and having it towed... WOW all of a sudden you changed course and try to excuse for what has taken place.... But wait a second... Whats wrong with my car... What.... My car is now damaged? Skid plate on the bottom is sliced in half and the front bumper is scratched to shit right down to the plastic...

You then apologized about it and said that your going to repair it. Oh I'm sure you will, after I see you in court and sue your fuckin organization. Not only did I have a doctors appointment today but you fucked up my chances on landing another job cause I no way to get to the interview. Hope you sleep well you piece of shit.

[Revolver]

your repo man is on fnk?

[b0ld]

yes :(

[Revolver]

anyways, why is a repo man comming after your stuff?

and why do you think having a 15k limit on your credit card makes you balliln when your makeing payments on a kia for the next 4 years???

just wondering.

[b0ld]

he took the wrong car.... he was looking for someone elses car. I make payments and pay my bills on time. My credit rating is flawless. I owe nothing to anyone. The son of a bitch didn't even bother looking at the license plate or even the god damn V.I.N on the dash board.
He was looking for a red toyota.... how the fuck do you get confused with a kia and a toyota...... good way to start the week...

[.Promoter]

hahahha thats so classic redneck repo man

[esoter1c]