Things to say when *awkward silence* surfaces.

[Rytalin]

either that or talk about how bad your farts have been smelling lately.

[mojo]

i just let out a nice long heavy sigh

[neoh]

"You have a booger hanging off your nose."

"You kicked, my dog."

"Do you rave?"

:284:

[ebbomega]

"Are you on LoungeX?"

[miss.myra]

I'd rather put myself through an awkward silence than make up shitty smalltalk.

I *hate* smalltalk!

it's especially bad when you have to take elevators every day with a bunch of strangers :[

[Kandyapple]

I get nervous and talk about stupid shit. Like just random things I think of in that moment. I actualy think I come off more as annoying at that point. Or I try to crack a joke but if it is too forced it just comms out kinda lame.

[DJ Ponz]

I find this fills in the gap nicely:

"One day, everyone will eat my pasta"

[Flip]

This one's kinda romantic:

"You wanna play strip rock-paper-scizzors?"

or

"So I was kissing my Dad the other day....."

[Rytalin]

^WAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!



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