The sickest SEX TOY you ever seen, and did you buy it afterwards

Charlie Brown · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

sickest SEX TOY you ever seen
I only ask this because I work at a porn store and I've seen some sick things IE: A 17" inch black Dong, and a Butt Plug the size of a bowling ball

mapleleaf4ever · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

I saw a big Rubber Fist once... that was mildly disturbing.

Goat · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

hook up a job...

Charlie Brown · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

every one askes that

mapleleaf4ever · #5 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

I applied at the Fantasy Factory in New West when I was Job Hunting.

Hot Karl · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

if someone wants a 17 foot black/red/green glowing dildo. all the power to them.

Kandyapple · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

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Originally Posted by Charlie Brown

a Butt Plug the size of a bowling ball

NOT RIGHT!!!! *shudders*

How? like NO!!! HOW???? :sick:

Mr.Dave · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

KONG.

and no.

Goat · #9 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

I'm looking for a leather mounted tri-pod, sorta like a saw-horse, to fuck on.
could you give a ballpark figure of what something like that'd cost?

*spacecase* · #10 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

KONG.

and no.

hahha

Custard · #11 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

out of curiosity, you sell any blowup sheep?

soma · #12 (**permalink**) Apr 16, 04

^baaaaaaaaaaa

the giant fist is my favorite

but on sunny days when I'm feelin frisky I do tend to prefer my shampoo bottle...

(at a medium pace)

Ragga_Wh0re · #13 (**permalink**) Apr 16, 04

ITS TEH RAMBONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(i tried to do it as an image thingie right on the screen but im stupid&dunno how to do it so i didnt!)

http://groups.msn.com/JunglistBella/...to&PhotoID=316

mugsy · #14 (**permalink**) Apr 16, 04

a big dildo the size of my leg and no.

strawberr_E · #15 (**permalink**) Apr 16, 04

dang. i so want a job at a toy shop. well what i really want is a job as a porn director. but I can work my way up.

charly · #16 (**permalink**) Apr 16, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

KONG.

and no.

when i think kong, i think dog toy. :\ i'm really hoping it's not the same thing as what they sell in pet stores..heh

Kandyapple · #17 (**permalink**) Apr 16, 04

The hummingbird. WHY WOULD YOU SHOVE A PLASTIC BIRD UP THERE??????

NO!!!! DON"T DO THAT!

Charlie Brown · #18 (**permalink**) Apr 16, 04

Custard we had a blow up sheep then some one bought it for x-mas, a blow up grandma came in two weeks ago, u can take out its dentures, and if that doesn't take ur fancy we got a blow up midget for ya
lol

Jrock · #19 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat

I'm looking for a leather mounted tri-pod, sorta like a saw-horse, to fuck on.
could you give a ballpark figure of what something like that'd cost?

I could probably build you one. Just get me the materials.

-jay :209:

Dean · #20 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie Brown

Custard we had a blow up sheep then some one bought it for x-mas, a blow up grandma came in two weeks ago, u can take out its dentures, and if that doesn't take ur fancy we got a blow up midget for ya
lol

dude.. which porn store do you work at?

i've gotta check this shit out!

Jen-E-03 · #21 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 04

Hmmmm sickest sex toy...um either the HUGE DILDOs that would end up goin out my mouth if i attempted to use it(which i would not even try n do), or the annal beads! I didnt buy either n i dont intend to. Nuthins goin in the outdoor :|

PHOTONIC · #22 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 04

in maxim once they had a pic of a plastic dildo and the end was a crucifix... it was cool. it i was a chick. i'd totally fuck myself with a crucified jesus

PHOTONIC · #23 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 04

ummm... not sick... but crazy cool. if i was rich i'd have these all over the house... for show only.. (if i was rich i could get real pussy) ;) i just think it would be cool to have shit like this lying around the house... only costs. $2000US for the old latex models.. apparently the new ones are all made out of silicone.. i coudlnt find a price, but i think its like $7000 or sumthing.... to think.. you could get a real chick for that much....

ummm... to the moderators... i dunno if this counts as porno or not... i dont think it does.... technically.... since its made out of rubber or something.... If it does count as porno my appologies n just delete it...

Aaron_J · #24 (**permalink**) Apr 19, 04

How does anyone explain that to thier grandparents when they come to visit. lol I mean it not as if you can just fold her up and hide her away is it. Besides i doubt very much it feels real. 7 grand for a plastic girl. No thanks. lol

tufflove · #25 (**permalink**) Apr 19, 04

i got a job at a porno store in burnaby
but the guy i had to work with was hella creepy, so i never took it .
like woaaaahh geek freak masterbaiter!
but i want another one
wouldda been a pretty cool job.
id like to run one
and i want onna those swings.
i used to have a blow up sheep hanging from my ceeling.
do people really fuck them or is it just a joke?