I want a gf that will.....

[Only_Glory]

Originally Posted by ppcock

Urinate all over me.

Maybe throw some shit into the mix too.

PM me.

I spin trance.

i had a girl like that once, except my only talent was that i was able to get off in 6 seconds

this girl was 12. i also loved taking dumps on her chest, and she did whatever i wanted cause im older and stuff, and if she didnt i would threaten to break up with her, or kill her, whichever one worked best. it was great.

[I*Are*Ogre]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

You remind me of that black kid in the Triumph skit at the Star Wars ep2 premiere.

Ogre just watch. Only black kid is one dress like silly wizard. Ogre no see similarity. He have much better english. You attack Ogre but you geek enough to remember anything from Star War 2 you much worse than Ogre.

Ogre think maybe you compare to Spock. Ogre more like Spock. Spock there to piss off Star War geek. Ogre here to piss off forum geek. Like you.

[ppcock]

ogre speak in third person = gay

+12 to magic stupidness.