why dont i get any when i want it?

[justShell]

okay. this is nothing new.. but something thats been bothering me the last lil while. so i''ll have the times where im like.. kay.. i need sex... right now. and ill never get it. the worst was when i was in china and i had a huge ass freaking slump for like 2 months and i almost died. and the only time i do get it is when i dont really care one way or the other. just go out with my friends to have a good time, not wanting anything, and thats when i dont go home alone.. i mean i want sex of corse, we all do.. but i wish i could just trade in those times where im being flooded with the opurtunities to sleep with someone/ people and even it out to when i really really want it. and im also not the kind of person to just call someone up and get them to come over cause i havent been laid in a while. i just have sex when it happens. that is all... eveyone else thats been frustrated by this share.

[zarlon]

two words: commited relationship

:)

[Flip]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

okay. this is nothing new.. but something thats been bothering me the last lil while. so i''ll have the times where im like.. kay.. i need sex... right now. and ill never get it. the worst was when i was in china and i had a huge ass freaking slump for like 2 months and i almost died. and the only time i do get it is when i dont really care one way or the other. just go out with my friends to have a good time, not wanting anything, and thats when i dont go home alone.. i mean i want sex of corse, we all do.. but i wish i could just trade in those times where im being flooded with the opurtunities to sleep with someone/ people and even it out to when i really really want it. and im also not the kind of person to just call someone up and get them to come over cause i havent been laid in a while. i just have sex when it happens. that is all... eveyone else thats been frustrated by this share.

Next time you have a flood of boys trying to bang you, take thier numbers down and say "I'll take a raincheck on that" Then call em one day when you're bored and horny and say "All right, it's your turn now." This like having penis on reserve.

[Gusto]

two more words: booty call

[justShell]

welli guess ill just have to go on a booty call hunt then. thats hideous though. i couldnt do that. id feel bad. i mean i dont feel bad if a guy calls me for sex. im cool with it. but id feel bad for whoever id call.. its soo mean. bahahahaha

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

no sex is ghey, goin on four months, the longest four months of my LIFE!

[tmh]

Originally Posted by PaIniNyErAnUs

no sex is ghey, goin on four months, the longest four months of my LIFE!

flip this has ur name all over it

[justShell]

just post that on here a couple more times and im sure a winner will snatch you right up! lukily its only been a few days for me. but i think the biggest problem is, when you want it all the guys you meet, your totally not attracted to.

[kAyB]

yah girl u need to hey urself a booty call. those mofos r fun ...

[<mouse~]

you should go into the 'would you have sex with the person above you' thread

:)
you never know...

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

just post that on here a couple more times and im sure a winner will snatch you right up! lukily its only been a few days for me. but i think the biggest problem is, when you want it all the guys you meet, your totally not attracted to.

its nice to see your so posotive, and yes i get whistles nad guys ask me if i want a ride and shit but cmon now, i got pretty high standards, and if ya aint sucessful, you better be able to beat the shit outa my brother, to tell ya'll the truth i want a big strong bum to come and mutalate him to shut him the fuck up, seriousley

[tmh]

someone needs to direct babygurlkay and candishell to the 'safe sex is good' thread...

[justShell]

Originally Posted by PaIniNyErAnUs

its nice to see your so posotive, and yes i get whistles nad guys ask me if i want a ride and shit but cmon now, i got pretty high standards, and if ya aint sucessful, you better be able to beat the shit outa my brother, to tell ya'll the truth i want a big strong bum to come and mutalate him to shut him the fuck up, seriousley

im confused by this.... you want someone to mutalate your brother?

[justShell]

Originally Posted by tmh

someone needs to direct babygurlkay and candishell to the 'safe sex is good' thread...

funny... i dont even have a bootycall and your telling me this? i havent even slept with anyone new for like amonth budy.

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

im confused by this.... you want someone to mutalate your brother?

yes, hes such a bigget, he thinks im like a prize, he sets me up on these blind dates with total nerds, but there rich, ends up i dont like them there assholes, or i skip out on the date, its like he wants a dowry for my ass, so not cool

[Disco_Whore]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

welli guess ill just have to go on a booty call hunt then. thats hideous though. i couldnt do that. id feel bad. i mean i dont feel bad if a guy calls me for sex. im cool with it. but id feel bad for whoever id call.. its soo mean. bahahahaha

Booty calls aren't mean if you both want it.

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by tmh

someone needs to direct babygurlkay and candishell to the 'safe sex is good' thread...

hey they aint you, budds, or yer mamma, i think they are more then educated on the topic, sex is sex as long as you protect yourself you can do what ever the hell you want

u want me to fist yer bum, allll the way up to the elbow, i know you do

[tmh]

Originally Posted by PaIniNyErAnUs

hey they aint you, budds, or yer mamma, i think they are more then educated on the topic, sex is sex as long as you protect yourself you can do what ever the hell you want

u want me to fist yer bum, allll the way up to the elbow, i know you do

ahahahhaha, wow, you have sick fantasies...

i dont think any guys will be making offers for ur bootycalls anytime soon with that kind of agenda. .. god.. all the way up to the elbow too... u sick sick individual..

[<mouse~]

wow, this thread got REALLY wierd REALLY fast!!

[justShell]

Originally Posted by Disco_Whore

Booty calls aren't mean if you both want it.

yes. but unless im drunk. im very shy. and am not likely to say to someone ... "so ill just call you when i need to get laid"... lol.. that is actually funny. i would laugh my ass off if someone said that to me

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by tmh

ahahahhaha, wow, you have sick fantasies...

i dont think any guys will be making offers for ur bootycalls anytime soon with that kind of agenda. .. god.. all the way up to the elbow too... u sick sick individual..

i only have that burning desire towards you, cuz i kno that yer asshole is the only persons on this site that can take it.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Try asking nicely. "Please kind Sir, might you engage in Intercourse with me?"

[ebbomega]

Hahahahahahahah.

Calling up a random male randomly for sex. How mean. Must really suck to be him.

[baby-phat]

Originally Posted by Disco_Whore

Booty calls aren't mean if you both want it.

Very true! *le sigh* I quite miss having a booty call..
But I must be getting old or some shit cuz I'd kinda prefer to pursue an actual relationship of sorts.

[justShell]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Try asking nicely. "Please kind Sir, might you engage in Intercourse with me?"

yes. thats it. i love it. i need to write that on my arm.. and i will use it. and ill let you know when i do use it. maybe i'll meet a nice gentlemen on the nightbus next weekend.