Giving girls face.....

[Cdn_Brdr]

I would have to say it depends.... I've never had a problem with it myself but the situation could come up for some guys. I'm going to tell you guys a story... a TRUE story. BE AFRAID.

A good friend of mine dated this girl for about 4 months or so. She was a really nice girl. I liked her. We'll start the story off by saying she was also a very clean girl.... you know, regular showers and all that jazz. Fresh as a daisy.

ANYHOW.... one eventful day buddy decides to go downtown on his lady friend. You wouldn't think that's a bad thing.... until...... the smell hits your face like heat from a freshly opened oven set to broil.

Here's the rest of the story... as it was told to me. He decides to go down anyway. He's a brave soul and he figures 'Hey... it's probably just an off day'. Let's be clear now that this was no fault of the girl. It's not like she didn't wash. It was just the way she worked, au natural if you will. As I was saying though... he decides to brave the storm but the longer he goes the worse it hits him. Long story short, about 10 to 15 minutes in, he's had about as much as he can handle and decides to back off.... at which point (some of you might want to stop reading now.... you know, those of you with the squeamish tummies) he let's her fly all over his ladies taco. Barf on the ceiling, barf in her hair, barf on the bed.... like that scene in Stand By Me when Lardass sets off the barf-o-rama!

To say the least they broke up very soon after that.... like pretty much right away.

SO UH YEAH.... I LOVE IT!

[Menchi]

i love it.. breaky lunch dinner snack.. whenever... could never go wrong.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mwahahah. i want some now.. *wakes up woman* ...

[Menchi]

if its my gf all the mother fucking time. if not . depends..

[LeeBrat]

haha, i love this thread :) one of the most entertaining ive read in a while

[wishbone]

hygeine aside...because you can HAVE good hygeine and still for some reason not be...pleasant down there?

But, some girls it's been easier than others, WAY easier. Dare i say, enjoyable for me? i mean, enjoyable seeing that the girl is having a good time ALWAYS...but, most of the time it's a "i'll cope with the taste"...but there's always that one girl every guy's had that's like....mmmmm.

LOL INFORMATION

Originally Posted by zarlon

i love how people post poll threads but yet don't specify their answers in the first post. :P

I should have specified, no, I do not like to give girls face, and no, I have not tried it.

But since were all about stirring the pot, what was your answer? :P

[TrixX]

avana you get 5 stars for this thread..........:5stars:


ahhhhh, what a way to start my day :) thanks hun

[Goodfellow]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

Here's the rest of the story... as it was told to me. He decides to go down anyway. He's a brave soul and he figures 'Hey... it's probably just an off day'. Let's be clear now that this was no fault of the girl. It's not like she didn't wash. It was just the way she worked, au natural if you will. As I was saying though... he decides to brave the storm but the longer he goes the worse it hits him. Long story short, about 10 to 15 minutes in, he's had about as much as he can handle and decides to back off.... at which point (some of you might want to stop reading now.... you know, those of you with the squeamish tummies) he let's her fly all over his ladies taco. Barf on the ceiling, barf in her hair, barf on the bed.... like that scene in Stand By Me when Lardass sets off the barf-o-rama!

AHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHA !!!!!

mistake 1 ) if it smells like trout , get tha fuck out !

[Disco_Whore]

I will only do it if the girl has the same hygenic standards as myself, because if not it's just gross. (same rule applies for boys though) For those who really don't love the taste all that much, then why don't you buy yourself some flavoured lube? It's not insulting if you want to mix it up cause I'm sure she'd enjoy using it on you too!

[C_squared]

If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'... If it tastes like chow GTFO!

[mapleleaf4ever]

It should be it's own Food Group!!!

[Sykonee]

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken;
Man, you don't know what you've been lickin'"

Funny how the rhymes you remember from elementary school suddenly make a LOT more sense later in life.

[Joanne]

I once had a dream where some girl wanted me to go down on her.. I remembered feeling really disgusted and I woke up thinking I could never be bisexual/bi-curious/lesbian.

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by Joanne

I once had a dream where some girl wanted me to go down on her.. I remembered feeling really disgusted and I woke up thinking I could never be bisexual/bi-curious/lesbian.

meh.......there always strap ons..........now that entices me a little

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally Posted by Goat

Prove what point?
That the internet community will 'big up' themselves by claiming they love to munch rug when in actuality the majority cry and jerk themselves to sleep?

dude, i love you man. everytime you say or write something it never fails to make me nearly piss myself.

like the majority said, depends on the girl. if she shave/waxes, it usually tastes good and i'll set up camp down there for a while. but if it is not maintained or taken care of, i'll bail first moan i hear from her, and wash my face.

[TrixX]

hmmm, i think the point is that if you're doing it right........you shouldn't have to "set up camp" for more than a couple minutes :)

[Menchi]

Originally Posted by TrixX

meh.......there always strap ons..........now that entices me a little

they are fun... :)

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally Posted by TrixX

hmmm, i think the point is that if you're doing it right........you shouldn't have to "set up camp" for more than a couple minutes :)

you then, have obviously never made a girl cum with your tongue.

BELIEVE me, im doin' it right.........

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by Skitzo_Style

you then, have obviously never made a girl cum with your tongue.

BELIEVE me, im doin' it right.........

hahahaha..........doing it good still doesn't necessarily mean you're doing it right :)

and no i haven't..........but givent the fact that there's only 1 guy thats ever done it "proper" and put others to shame shows me the differene between good and "right"

alhtough timing is key.......you gotta be in just the right mood.

and skitzo i'm sure you're quite excellent ;)

[mapleleaf4ever]

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[Skitzo_Style]

Originally Posted by TrixX

hahahaha..........doing it good still doesn't necessarily mean you're doing it right :)

i don't wanna get graphic here, but the way it ends, i'm doing it right. trust me.

Originally Posted by TrixX

and no i haven't..........but givent the fact that there's only 1 guy thats ever done it "proper" and put others to shame shows me the differene between good and "right"

guess what? there's more than one guy one this planet that can do it "proper"
i'm not saying every man is born with a golden tongue, but more that you're giving credit for.

another thing is that most women don't even know how they like it. the ones that do have a better chance at cumming then those that don't.

Originally Posted by TrixX

and skitzo i'm sure you're quite excellent ;)

you don't even know. not that is matters. ;)

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

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*female moan* MORE CAPITAL T! MORE CAPITAL T! *female moan*

[Jen-E-03]

I love goin down on girls...nothin turns me on more than seein my partner all hot and bothered heheh

[Kidtwist]

One of my favorite topics. Personally, i get pleasure out of giving pleasure. Not to mention it gets you pretty hot and good to go (like "Miss Myra" said). My ex loved it, which was great because i loved going down on her. Unfortunately it didn't go both ways. At the beginning of our relationship it did, but after a few years of being together i got it less and less.

Regardless, i still recipicated. Just happens to be an obsession of mine.

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by Skitzo_Style

i don't wanna get graphic here, but the way it ends, i'm doing it right. trust me.



guess what? there's more than one guy one this planet that can do it "proper"
i'm not saying every man is born with a golden tongue, but more that you're giving credit for.

another thing is that most women don't even know how they like it. the ones that do have a better chance at cumming then those that don't.



you don't even know. not that is matters. ;)

awwwwww, i was just buggin(haha, being a bitch) ;)

yes its easier when they know what they want. and no its not easy as pie to satisfy a lady........i think we all know that.
i was more just saying that just 'cause it feels good doesn't mean that its going to get you from point a to point b in anytime soon. theres......certain fundamentals that need to accompany said tongue action ;)