i fucking hate old people

[ppcock]

die you fucking senior citizens.. cant work a fucking tv ya old bag. Her fucking fault, our remote was working with her tv so she decided to press a shit load of dumb shit on her tv remote which is wrong

and now i have to fix it.

and she's dumber than a fucking stump.

i hope all the horrible things in life happen to her.

[Glen Miller]

You will be old to, one day you will be shitting yourself stupid and no one will care.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Wow Marty, you are such a happy fellow. I bet you shit Lucky Charms.

[thechix0r]

I like spending time with old people, you just gotta have patience I guess

[C_squared]

i hope all the horrible things in life happen to her.

She's already dying, really slowly... I think that's horrible enough don't you think?

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by Glen Miller

You will be old to, one day you will be shitting yourself stupid and no one will care.

when i go old, im going to find whichever retirement home you're living at.. turn on the faggiest trance ever, tie you down to a chair and make you listen to it.

then i'm going to pull out two ak's and start unloading, kill the rest of the people, then turn on myself and leave you stranded in some closet with tiesto banging in your ear.

unf.

[Glen Miller]

good, because i like to be on my own and i enjoy all the trance anthems!!! :)

listening to tiesto right now!!

[~*tct*~]

its not her fault that she is old marty, sheesh, ur a grumpy fucker arent ya

[Revolver]

i wouldnt turn my back on old people dude.......

[Glen Miller]

I think he has got sand in his vagina

[Clayton.]

Originally Posted by thechix0r

I like spending time with old people, you just gotta have patience I guess

So do i, i spend as much time with my grandparents as i can.

[Ms.Tarantula]

Originally Posted by C_squared

She's already dying, really slow... I think that's horrible enough don't you think?

we are ALL already dying slow.

ahhh to be a pessimist :)

[g!ggles]

haha what a lovely thread

[FireWire]

By the time you're old, there won't be remote controls for TVs except levetating plasma energy balls that will require specialized handling with advanced usage features and that's when I will be laughing at you trying to figure out how to use it.

Give the old folks a break ya impatient grump. I've now realized that old people are good for learning to develop patience (which I still barely have any of)... but I still like old people for making me practice it. I know I will be old myself and some smartass teenager will know how to use these plasma remotes and I won't.

[ppcock]

and to lauryn.. yes i do speak to my grandma that way.. but she only speaks spanish so she cant understand me.

[Technix]

Speaking of old people, here's some dutch oven fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLijy2jJjN4

[Séguin]

Marty: Go see Jackass 2.... RIGHT NOW!

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by Séguin

Marty: Go see Jackass 2.... RIGHT NOW!

we're going to see it on wednsday.

[.muffy.]

i'm the total opposite...I seriously love old people
I just want to hug the crap out of them every time I see a little old lady wtih blue hair
ooo...or those little old couples that you see still holding hands and still super in love... *melts*

[Carrie]

I don't want to be old..

anyone have youth bottled up anywhere?

[Séguin]

Originally Posted by ppcock

we're going to see it on wednsday.

Great... cause it will make you love old people lol

[Goodfellow]

Once you hit 75, you should be lined up on a firing range and put out of your misery. lol

aaaaarrrrrrrhghghg old ppl !!1!!

[zarlon]

Originally Posted by .muffy.

i'm the total opposite...I seriously love old people
I just want to hug the crap out of them every time I see a little old lady wtih blue hair
ooo...or those little old couples that you see still holding hands and still super in love... *melts*

heh, my nanai has hair that is blue tinted, it's to keep the white whiter apparently, but instead it goes blueeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!