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Old Dec 12, 06
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Christmas in my FACE ALL DAY

You know, I don't watch TV, stay away from shopping malls, etc..

My goddamn OFFICE is covered in lights, beads, styrofoam snowmen, and.. there's a DOG-SIZED WOODEN REINDEER now plopped right in front of my desk. I can't take it anymore!

you damn Christians trying to convert everyone to your holidays.. leave the Jew in the corner alone!!!!!

Motherfuckin l'shanah haba'ah b'yerushalayim ALREADY!

HAPPY HANUKKAH.
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Old Dec 12, 06
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the next jew i see, ill ask to light a menorah for you.

god bless,jesus love you.....read your bible!
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Old Dec 12, 06
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*holds up the cross sign to scare you away*

oh wait, that's your sign.. how do you banish jesus freaks?
the satan sign?
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oh wait, that's your sign.. how do you banish jesus freaks?
the satan sign?
usually id start with the council of nicea(Nicaea), then id follow with the 'whole 'son of god' is actually the 'sun of god' and that the cross is merely the NW co-ordinates and that the man on the cross is merely a simple avatar for the population of middleaged europe could easily grasp and that the 'brith' of the 'son' of god on dec 25 is merely the Sun rising after its low on the dec 21 equinox' thing.


i found this to be extremely effective warding off insane christian missionaries in the amazon.....

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Old Dec 12, 06
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u are a 1/2 oriental jew?
merry xmas to u
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hahaha you're a funny one ill-esha :p
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Old Dec 12, 06
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I dont know if you heard the story about the jews asking for a manoura to be put in the airport since it was over christmas decorated... instead the airport desided to just take down all the christmas decorations and hav enothing up :(

Personaly I'm not a fan of the santas and other tacky christmas icons. However I do believe it is a great time to celebrate winter and the holidays. I love all the lights as it really brightens up everyones spirt in these dark, cold, rainy days.

If your jewish or have a diffrent way of celebrating this time of year... I highly sugest and suport you decorating in your own culture/religion. I think ppl are just more into the spirt of decorating and have an excuses to celebrate, but feel like it can only be christmas decorating. I grew up in a complex with a lot of jews... my mom told me you coudl tell who was jewish becuase they either had just white or just blue lights up. They may not of been celebrating christmas, but we were all still celebrating th etime of year.

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You know, I don't watch TV, stay away from shopping malls, etc..

My goddamn OFFICE is covered in lights, beads, styrofoam snowmen, and.. there's a DOG-SIZED WOODEN REINDEER now plopped right in front of my desk. I can't take it anymore!

you damn Christians trying to convert everyone to your holidays.. leave the Jew in the corner alone!!!!!

Motherfuckin l'shanah haba'ah b'yerushalayim ALREADY!

HAPPY HANUKKAH.
Jesus was a Jew, go figure.
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lol I get to Celebrate Hanukkah this year as well... I'm outnumbered in my Apartment. Majority rules... presents and the Menorah! HAVA HAVA NAGILAH...
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Old Dec 13, 06
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start playing adam sandler songs
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Old Dec 13, 06
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challah!
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Old Dec 13, 06
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oh hellz yeah. mmmm challah.

Revolver.... you kick ass :)
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Old Dec 13, 06
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I have the same holiday radio station playing in every common room of my hotel. I was sick of the christmas songs by Dec 3rd :(
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Although I'm not Jewish, I'm not a big fan of Christmas -- hate the crowds, hate all the stress/rushing around to get to parties, etc. associated with it.

BAH. :p

PS: Illy -- Hanukkah starts this Saturday for you right? Eight days of presents for you? :)
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Old Dec 13, 06
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The Christmas stuff is overwhelming for everyone I think
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Old Dec 13, 06
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I'm not a huge fan of xmas, and all this xmas music everywhere is driving me bananas.

Just think everyone, in less than two weeks it will all be over!
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In less than two weeks prepare for the Valentines Candy to be out and about.... just in time for New Years... the retail world is so keen these days
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HUGS FAN OF XMAS AND ALL THE SCHMALTZ
YOU DONT HAVE TO BE CHRISTIAN TO ENJOY IT
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HUGS FAN OF XMAS AND ALL THE SCHMALTZ
YOU DONT HAVE TO BE CHRISTIAN TO ENJOY IT
I totally agree, opening presents and huge dinner is way more fun than going to midnight mass by faaar, but it's still not for everyone.

I like boxing day/week better almost, it's nice because you spend all this time going and shopping for other people while seeing tons of things you want for yourself and that is the time you can finally get them and usually at a fairly good price. I like treating myself for surviving all the craziness of family/busy work.
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Old Dec 13, 06
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Did somebody say DOG-SIZED reindeer?!??!?!
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Old Dec 13, 06
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hi i'm pretty sure the connection between xmas and religion died with my catholic grandfather in 1976
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Old Dec 13, 06
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hi i'm pretty sure the connection between xmas and religion died with my catholic grandfather in 1976
He took Christmas to the grave :(
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Old Dec 13, 06
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hey i don't want to offend anyone here but the catholics, like the jews, don't like things that can be misconstrued as 'fun'
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Old Dec 13, 06
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the worst part is i HAVE to do christmas because i have a multi-religious family. my mom isn't even christian but she puts up a tree and does the present thing i think as a custom she adopted when she came to canada.
dad was much more scrupulous, took me to synagogue all through childhood, taught me the hebrew prayers and celebrated the holidays. so we always did hanukkah and christmas. but the more i've experienced well meaning "christians" in my life, the further repulsed i am from any kind of christianity, and i really wish that my family would LISTEN when i say, "I don't wish to do this holiday, I don't consider it part of my own life, so PLEASE DON'T BUY ME ANYTHING.. I"ll happily come to dinner but DON'T GET ME GIFTS.."

..you know what happens? They all get me shit and then I feel like an empty handed jackass. So I'm stuck perpetuating this bullshit consumerist cycle.

fu jesus
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Old Dec 13, 06
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ps, jews are fun, all our holidays involve drinking copious amounts of wine instead of buying copious amounts of crap
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