Ikea

[Grapes]

YOU GO TO HELL

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE YOU SWEDISH SADISTS

IKEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A!!!!!!!!!!!

(/akira)

[miss.myra]

I am not comfortable being in any place where you can smell cinnamon buns the entire time you are there, it's just not right, it's the beginning of many fat days :(

[Gusto]

your face smells like cinnamon buns the entire time you are there.

[Senior]

I'd rather wait in the car.

[Grapes]

You know what gets me about this? If they weren't so married to their fucking concept of "oh our intructions are entirely languageless, so ANYONE can do it!" then they could have written a simple note saying:

"This diagram shows the drawers upside down, make sure you turn them over before you attach the rollers"

AND SAVED ME RESETTING 24 FUCKING SCREWS

[Grapes]

The screw holes I'll see every time I roll out my drawers will serve as a constant reminder of why I'm never buying anything more than a bathmat or 50c hotdog from that store ever again.

[ppcock]

on the plus:

they do have beer.

[Senior]

Originally Posted by ppcock

on the plus:

they do have beer.

no way!

[ppcock]

this is what im told.. i personally wouldnt step foot in ikea to preserve my heterosexuality.

[miss.myra]

alleged "heterosexuality"

[ppcock]

hahahahahahah eff u asspants.

how's the ass looking by the way?

[Senior]

Originally Posted by ppcock

this is what im told.. i personally wouldnt step foot in ikea to preserve my heterosexuality.

it's now clear you were lied to.

[ppcock]

did you just say queer?

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by ppcock

hahahahahahah eff u asspants.

how's the ass looking by the way?

pretty good!

I remember being in Ikea once, and this lady had her child in one of the ikea provided strollers, totally up to safety code I might add.

While she was waiting in line her child was standing up in the stroller trying to reach the counter. The stroller was slowly rolling away from the counter. I pointed it out to the mother, but she was too distracted as she was sifting through the impulse buys near the counter and she half-assedly told her child to sit. He continued to do what he was doing.

When the stroller finally bolted out from under him, and he was about to smash his face on the counter, I managed to catch him. He started crying and she got mad at me for touching her kid.

FUCK YOU BITCH, NO $1.49 CANDLE HOLDER IS WORTH YOUR CHILD LOSING ALL THOSE BABY TEETH HE WORKED SO HARD ON GETTING IN THE FIRST PLACE. A STROLLER IS NOT A FUCKING BABY SITTER.

In short, Ikea makes my eyelid twitch.

[gnosis]

IKEA: Swedish for: One piece missing.

IKEA: Swedish for: Out of stock.

IKEA: Swedish for: Self-inflicted aggravation.

IKEA: Swedish for: Who needs an army? WE'LL FUCK UP THE WORLD, ANYWAY!!!

Frosty
(don't. Just don't.)

[Caps/\L0cK]

I love Ikea :429:

Better than fucking wallmart :silly:

But there instructions are annoying.. and there shit isnt as good as they say... but if you can understand that its all good

[FireWire]

[FireWire]

[Billy Shears]

Originally Posted by Grapes

You know what gets me about this? If they weren't so married to their fucking concept of "oh our intructions are entirely languageless, so ANYONE can do it!" then they could have written a simple note saying:

"This diagram shows the drawers upside down, make sure you turn them over before you attach the rollers"

AND SAVED ME RESETTING 24 FUCKING SCREWS

Blames Ikea for his incompetence.

Originally Posted by Avana

I remember being in Ikea once, and this lady had her child in one of the ikea provided strollers, totally up to safety code I might add.

While she was waiting in line her child was standing up in the stroller trying to reach the counter. The stroller was slowly rolling away from the counter. I pointed it out to the mother, but she was too distracted as she was sifting through the impulse buys near the counter and she half-assedly told her child to sit. He continued to do what he was doing.

When the stroller finally bolted out from under him, and he was about to smash his face on the counter, I managed to catch him. He started crying and she got mad at me for touching her kid.

FUCK YOU BITCH, NO $1.49 CANDLE HOLDER IS WORTH YOUR CHILD LOSING ALL THOSE BABY TEETH HE WORKED SO HARD ON GETTING IN THE FIRST PLACE. A STROLLER IS NOT A FUCKING BABY SITTER.

In short, Ikea makes my eyelid twitch.

Blames Ikea for irresponsible parents.





I don't love Ikea, but I find the reasons people 'hate' Ikea pretty funny.



edit - I forgot to mention the classic "I always get lost in Ikea! Why do they make it so confusing!?!?!" statement you hear all the time.. I bet these are the same people who think the Millenium Line addition to the skytrain system is confusing.

[Séguin]

I like Ikea

[MC Hammered]

Some of their solid wood furniture is decent quality and it is their particleboard stuff that is crap.

I really don't understand how anyone can screw up putting together Ikea furniture. Their pictorial diagrams are quite clear and show exactly the orientation of each piece.

Originally Posted by Billy Shears

Blames Ikea for irresponsible parents.

I don't blame Ikea for irresponsible parents, I blame it for the dumb people it attracts and the even dumber people things do when they get there.

[prozac]

Originally Posted by MC Hammered

Some of their solid wood furniture is decent quality and it is their particleboard stuff that is crap.

I really don't understand how anyone can screw up putting together Ikea furniture. Their pictorial diagrams are quite clear and show exactly the orientation of each piece.

I agree. I have a really nice dresser that I put together by myself in about half an hour. It was very easy....

I also put together my bed in about the same amount of time. I really don't get how people have a hard time with it.

[prozac]

Originally Posted by Avana

I don't blame Ikea for irresponsible parents, I blame it for the dumb people it attracts and the even dumber people things do when they get there.

You are talking about every single big box store, Avana. Crap, you're talking about public places in general. The world is FULL of dumb people, don't blame Ikea. :p