You know you are old when.....

Your roommate asks while you are rocking out to "Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream" why you are listening to music almost older than him.

Also with "The Tea Party" and "I Mother Earth(Scenery and Fish)"

:(

[Cdn_Brdr]

Tell your roomie that people from Alberta who grew up fucking goats in the barn when Ma and Pa weren't looking don't know shit about music.... this is a fact. I'm pretty sure I read it in a book or something.

Next thing you know he'll be asking you stupid shit like 'Seriously, why do people even LISTEN to Nirvana?' or 'More like Nine Inch Suck am I right?'

I mean if it gets to that point I'm gonna have to come over there and stomp a mudhole in his ass just like Grampy used to do when he swigged too much of his hooch.... it will not be pretty, I swear to fucking whatever god that sumbitch prays to.

[tiedye]

Even though I'll probably be flamed for this by hardcore Pumpkins fans... 'Gish' for the win.

Oh.. and I'm a Zwan fan too. Yeah... I said it.

By the way.. I remember all of those bands releasing hit singles on the radio, and I'm not even 20 yet.. so don't feel bad. Are you living with a 15 year old or something?

[Cdn_Brdr]

Gish was brilliant.... rhinoceros FTW!! :)

[-evil-duerr-]

ha ha. that music isn't old. Yer roommate is a douche.

I'm only 21 and listen to shit thats older than my grandparents.

rag-time 4 life bitches

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

Tell your roomie that people from Alberta who grew up fucking goats in the barn when Ma and Pa weren't looking don't know shit about music.... this is a fact. I'm pretty sure I read it in a book or something.

Next thing you know he'll be asking you stupid shit like 'Seriously, why do people even LISTEN to Nirvana?' or 'More like Nine Inch Suck am I right?'

I mean if it gets to that point I'm gonna have to come over there and stomp a mudhole in his ass just like Grampy used to do when he swigged too much of his hooch.... it will not be pretty, I swear to fucking whatever god that sumbitch prays to.

He asked me to tell you.

It wasn't a goat, it was a sheep, get it right fucker.

[Cdn_Brdr]

*insert baaaaaaaaad joke here*

[cubed]

Avana, I've met your roomate.

This doesn't surprise me at all.

Originally Posted by cubed

Avana, I've met your roomate.

This doesn't surprise me at all.

Can you guys take him out and de-alberta him, please?

[tiedye]

Alberta is responsible for rig pigs. Enough said.

[Cdn_Brdr]

I like him... he's like that innocent kid that we're just waitng to fuck up royally. We're gonna send him home hooked on drugs, addicted to Filipino hookers, and a chronic masturbator... I can't fucking wait.

[cubed]

Originally Posted by Avana

Can you guys take him out and de-alberta him, please?

Not for free.

It took nearly a year of straight drinking to de-alberta my friend Laz.

You're in for a long hard road.

[kAyB]

those r good bands ur room mate sucks :D

[cubed]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

I like him... he's like that innocent kid that we're just waitng to fuck up royally. We're gonna send him home hooked on drugs, addicted to Filipino hookers, and a chronic masturbator... I can't fucking wait.

Is that really what happens when we hang out?!?!

It's usually just a blur to me.

Fuck, we really need to stop hanging out.

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

I like him... he's like that innocent kid that we're just waitng to fuck up royally. We're gonna send him home hooked on drugs, addicted to Filipino hookers, and a chronic masturbator... I can't fucking wait.

the minute I hear *fap fap fap* anywhere in this house, the kid will be moving.

Originally Posted by cubed

Is that really what happens when we hang out?!?!

It's usually just a blur to me.

Fuck, we really need to stop hanging out.

I personally think we should all wear camcorder helmets. It would help things make a lot more sense.

[galaxie]

Originally Posted by Avana

the minute I hear *fap fap fap* anywhere in this house, the kid will be moving.

He already does it. You just can't hear it over the shower.

[Ever666]

Originally Posted by Avana

Your roommate asks while you are rocking out to "Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream" why you are listening to music almost older than him.

Also with "The Tea Party" and "I Mother Earth(Scenery and Fish)"

:(

I was gonna come in here and make a joke about you being old but after hearing why i feel old myself. I was all about those albums when they first came out.

Originally Posted by galaxie

He already does it. You just can't hear it over the shower.

ugh - I clean the shower. :(

Originally Posted by Ever666

I was gonna come in here and make a joke about you being old but after hearing why i feel old myself. I was all about those albums when they first came out.

I used to listen to all of those CD's on repeat.....

[Ever666]

Same with cd's like 'Green Day - Dookie' and 'Offspring - Smash' are pretty old now. I still love those albums.

Originally Posted by Ever666

Same with cd's like 'Green Day - Dookie' and 'Offspring - Smash' are pretty old now. I still love those albums.

I was going to play them, but he was whining that he didn't want to listen to the oldies. :(

[Webber]

i grew up listening to all these albums...:( now i feel oldish

[pinkpanther]

whattt thats crazy... what about classic rock? im guessing he doesnt like that either then...? this guys obviously knows shit about good music

[wishbone]

tell your roomie HE LOOKS LIKE A NERD AND A HIPPIE. A HERPPIE!