In love with a lesbian

[Grapes]

I need to go watch Chasing Amy again. It'll tell me what to do.

[Gusto]

[wishbone]

I thought I was the only one who had a thing for Ellen.

[mekim]

"All every woman really wants - be it mother, senator, nun - is some serious deep-dicking."

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by wishbone

I thought I was the only one who had a thing for Ellen.

she reminds me of a young harrison ford, but slightly more gruff.

[rawb]

Originally Posted by Grapes

I need to go watch Chasing Amy again. It'll tell me what to do.

ASK YOUR BEST MALE FRIEND TO BONE?

[tiedye]

That movie is on my computer desk right now. At least you'll get a good movie session out of the deal.

I suggest you get her liqoured and try to lead into the subject of whether she's ever liked guys or not. Boozin' solves all of life's problems, right?

[cubed]

WHAT'S A NUBIAN?

[ebbomega]

JUGHEAD IS NOT F*CKING MR. WEATHERBEE!

[Carrie]

aww.

poor dave.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by mekim

"All every woman really wants - be it mother, senator, nun - is some serious deep-dicking."

Must spread more Karma blah blah blah

[J o e l]

maybe u and Rick Deras could fill her out like a pair of chinese finger cuffs

[robyn]

it seems like dave has a problem with all things not hetero.

[Grapes]

^ Did I ever move to the wrong neighborhood.

ASK YOUR BEST MALE FRIEND TO BONE?

I have to admit, that's what they did in the movie... :-/

[thebobman]

Banky: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?
Holden: Yeah.
Banky: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky: Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!

[Grapes]

As funny as that is, that's total BS.

This girl laughs at all my jokes. You know that laugh, where they're laughing because you're funny but also because they like you a lot.. She's affectionate towards me, we've talked politics but rarely to do with sexual orientation, and she's mos def easy to get along with.

I'm annoyed because I just realized that someone on here knows who I'm talking about. I thought this was free of FnK connections

[Carrie]

hi Dave.