Dicksauce Dude Downstairs

[starbright]

BUDDY ONE FLOOR DOWN HAS BEEN BLASTING SHITTY GUITAR SOLOS FOR THE PAST 2 HOURS.
AT FIRST IT WAS OK CUZ IT WAS KEEPING ME FROM POSSIBLY PASSING OUT WHILE TRYING TO DO HWK... BUT NOW I AM READY TO RAAAAGE.

I WENT DOWN, BANGED ON THE DOOR... NOTHING.
I PEEP THRU THE MAILSLOT, ALL THE LIGHTS ARE ON AND DUDE IS LIVING IN ABOUT 2 MONTHS WORTH OF GARBAGE.

I'M YELLLLLLLING AT HIM THRU HIS SLOT... NOTHING.

I SEE HIS BALCONY DOOR IS OPEN, SO BACK UP TO MY APARTMENT, I HANG OUT MY WINDOW... HE'S NOT OUT THERE. BUT I NOW REALIZE I'VE GOT A CLEAR SHOT TO THROW WHATEVER I WANT ONTO HIS PERCH.

IDEAS?
WHAT ABOUT THRU HIS SLOT?

I DO NOT CARE IF HE'S GONE OUT AND LEFT A STUPID LOUD ALARM SET OR IF HE'S PASSED OUT DRUNK OR DEAD. KINKY MORNING SEX DUDE WITH POOR TASTE IN MUSIC HAS HAD IT COMING FOR A WHILE NOW!!!

[lildonkey]

You're the type of person that ends up in the paper. You know.... "Lady knocked unconscious and robbed in richmond"

and you see it in the paper and are like "hrmm... i wonder what happened there"


... it's because you would do something as retarded as holding someones mail slot open on their door so you can yell shit into their apartment.

I'm not saying blasting music is okay, but yelling into someones mailslot is just as retarded. Where do you live? Whalley?

[*SunShyne*]

Yeah, it sucks that your neighbour is blasting his music, but have you tried talking to him instead of yelling in his mail slot? (lol, that's gold by the way)

Go to his unit and say something, but bitching about it on FNK will get you no where.

[Gusto]

he's probably playing guitar hero

[dabbler]

insert hose into slot, turn on water. standard.

[mojo]

dazzle him with your alliteration skills?

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by mojo

dazzle him with your alliteration skills?

Or perhaps your mastery of the caps lock key?

[mekim]

Originally Posted by *SunShyne*

Go to his unit and say something, but bitching about it on FNK will get you no where.

ha! feel free to give advice when you've actually phoned the cops instead of bitching on fnk.

i'd throw a whole ton of garbage on his deck but that probably wouldn't work given the fact his whole house appeared to be filled with it.

Originally Posted by mekim

ha! feel free to give advice when you've actually phoned the cops instead of bitching on fnk.

i'd throw a whole ton of garbage on his deck but that probably wouldn't work given the fact his whole house appeared to be filled with it.

He would probably think it belonged to him already.

Nicole, the next time he does this...call me, I will come over and give you a hand.

[prozac]

Originally Posted by *SunShyne*

Yeah, it sucks that your neighbour is blasting his music, but have you tried talking to him instead of yelling in his mail slot? (lol, that's gold by the way)

lol that's what she tried to do. Pretty hard to talk to the guy when he won't answer his door.

[Carrie]

call the manager of the building, make a noise complaint.
call the cops .. make a complaint with them.

you have a right to not have to listen to your neighbours horrible music.

[prozac]

Hey, it occurred to me!

Crickets.

Go buy some from a pet store and let em loose through the mail slot. :)

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by mojo

dazzle him with your alliteration skills?

LOL

Originally Posted by prozac

Hey, it occurred to me!

Crickets.

Go buy some from a pet store and let em loose through the mail slot. :)

^^^ great idea!

[Carrie]

if he's got a lizard.. he'll be very happy for dinner.

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Originally Posted by prozac

Hey, it occurred to me!

Crickets.

Go buy some from a pet store and let em loose through the mail slot. :)

Best idea!

My brother had a lizard and sometimes the crickets would escape and you would hear them while your laying in bed.. SO FREAKY

[prozac]

hehehe. It'll drive the guy NUTS.
and maybe motivate him to clean up his garbage?

[esoter1c]

This is why I have a case of air bombs year round.

[robyn]

so one time i had a neighbour like this and because i'm a baby i decided i would just let karma get him and then one night i came home and there were bloody handprints all over the hallway and he was all beaten and lying in the middle of the floor and i just stepped over him and went into my apt

[LEEROY CHANG!!]

KARMA WILL FUCK YOU

[rawb]

THIS IS WHY I HAVE A CABIN DEEP IN THE WOODS SPECIFICALLY FOR JAMMING ON MY GUITAR AND LOUD GORILLA FUCKIN'

[rawb]

FYI, "GORILLA" IS THE DESCRIPTIVE WORD DESCRIBING MY "FUCKIN' STYLE", I AM NOT FUCKING GORILLAS LITERALLY

[rawb]

AND IF I DID IT WOULD BE IN THE JUNGLE WHERE GORILLAS ARE WILD AND FUCK BETTER, NOT LIKE THOSE PRUDE GORILLAS THEY KEEP AT THE ZOO THAT JUST LIE THERE WAITING FOR YOU TO FINISH

[starbright]

welp... this morning i could hear him playing blues at a more reasonable volume and puking violently loud.

also, i got my period.



jess, the cricket idea is genius.
def filing that one away for future.

lildonkey, i live on my own at the foot of davie (aka on the beach) on the 17th floor. i see you live in burnaby. is that with your parents or by choice?

[miss.myra]

holy fucking christ that must be annoying

the people upstairs were soo loud this one time and bret went to tell them to shut up and they answered the door and invited them in the party.

just make sure your bldg manager knows and they get a formal noise complaint or they'll just do this over and over again, like the people that live above me. Going to talk to the person and reason them out will make them turn it down for the night, but they'll soon forget.

[Skitzo_Style]

nicole, put a barbera streisand record on, put speakers to the floor, then blast the fuck out of em. play the record over and over 50 times until he comes upstairs and complains to you.

then when he knocks on your door, spray him with lysol and tell him to clean his fucking house and turn the god damn volume down.

that should settle that.