people who use "starbucks lingo"

[Joanne]

LOOK, if you're gonna order from BREAD GARDEN, don't use STARBUCKS LINGO!

I DON'T know what size a grande is!

I DON'T know what the fuck a machiatto is!

we DON'T serve frappucinos!

for fuck's sakes, don't order from us if you're gonna use STARBUCKS LINGO!

--Joanne :P

[Senior]

Yeah, fuck Star Bucks and there stupid yuppy drinks...

[*STARFISH*]

pssssh...
its not like we dont get people askin for a medium..
what the shit is a medium?
"we have two middle sized drinks..
tall and grande.. "
"well which one is more medium? "
OH FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD..

and arent FRAPPS from the bread garden?!
im sorry. we have FRAPPUCCINOS. no FRAPPS here... *LOL*
:Power-P:

[Joanne]

lol!

our frapps are awesome!

and our creme brule kicks your caramel machiatto's ass!!

--Joanne :P

[*STARFISH*]

oh thats it joanne.
i think we should have an "espresso-bar-off" *LOL* :Power-P:

[ƒORM]

The coffee is good it's the people who say

"i'll have a triple-non-fat-double whipped-decaf-tall-americano with a shot of amaretto and a to go sleeve with a side tray"

that makes a joke out of it all...

[Joanne]

^^
that drink actually exists?

--Joanne :P

[bob]

lex, u can add "extra hot" in there...

[meeggs]

I work at Tim Hortons and people constantly come in and try to order Lattes. It is so frustrating!! But I love Starbucks omg! I am so obsessed!! Caramel Machiato's, Caramel Fraps, and Hazelnut lattes! Hehe, I love it! Just don't try to order them at Tims!!!

[jade]

ugh, i was just thinking today about how annoying it is when people come in and say [whiny voice]"oh, but that's not how starbucks makes it"[/whiny voice]... EXSCUSE ME BUT DO YOU SEE A STARBUCKS SIGN ANYWHERE?!?!?!?!?! ANYWHERE IN THIS ENTIRE AREA??!! NO!!! i didn't think so. the nearest starfucks is 3 HOURS AWAY.
fuck you and your extra hot no foam no fat soy, half shot decaf, half shot espresso, single shot in a large cup an inch from the top with sugar free vanilla!!!! i mean seriously, what's the point and how the hell do people come up with these drinks?! could you BE any more neurotic about YOUR FUCKING COFFEE!!!
tourists...

[Sammy Skillz]

nothing beats caramel maciattos

[Filo]

anything from starbucks makes me wanna puke!

[Sammy Skillz]

starbucks, low fat fudge brownies make me want to puke. ask caitlin, aki, kim or eric...they saw my face when i ate mine the other day. i tasted like evil

[LDUB]

i love those brownies!!!

[Joanne]

Originally posted by Twiggy:
starbucks, low fat fudge brownies make me want to puke. ask caitlin, aki, kim or eric...they saw my face when i ate mine the other day. i tasted like evil

we have those at bread garden too. yes, they suck.

but they're good when you add whipped cream and chocolate syrup on top. but by then, it becomes a not-so-low-fat fudge brownie.

--Joanne :P

[Sammy Skillz]

i don't care about the low fat thing...i just wanted a mutha fuckin brownie and instead i got like...brown shit