tanless white people

[crookedking]

go back to europe with your pale asses!

[Courtney]

i hate being white :(
i need some sunshinnnne

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Courtney

i hate being white :(
i need some sunshinnnne

go to one of those tanning places and become an orange person.

[bungoshlung]

i just realized how much i misssed your randomness, tim

[crookedking]

random? what do you mean random? everything i do is calculated in my mind for at least 2 seconds.

[bungoshlung]

...and your lightning fast replies

[crookedking]

you're not too shabby on those replies too you know.

[bungoshlung]

....


Draw!

[crookedking]

bang!`

[bungoshlung]

you're shot

[crookedking]

i'm still here.

you just grazed me.

[bungoshlung]

ok well, i'm outa here




back to topic?

...damn white people!

[crookedking]

white people are definately better than orange people though.

but you don't see any orange people jokes, so maybe i'm wrong.

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by crookedking

white people are definately better than orange people though.

but you don't see any orange people jokes, so maybe i'm wrong.

just because you don't see them, doesn't mean they arn't there.

Look with your index finger my friend.. and not with your eyes

the truth lies beyond those hills to the south. You'll need a boomerang and a bottle of pancake syrup.

If you see a man with his penis stuck in an oak tree, know that you have gone too far.

[Webber]

how white is too white for you?

[galaxie]

I would like to officially state that while I do tan indoors, I am not orange. Orange people are stupid!

[penguinabc123]

im way to pale, cant tan outside i just burn, same with inside, either burn or nothing,

and when i burn i dont tan afterwards, i peel and and back to square one.

[Guineveire]

dont be hating on the oompa loompas!

[sidekick]

hey pale people have feelings too, tim.

pale pale feelings.

[Guineveire]

Oh My Goth!!!!!!

[Filo]

so pasty crew.... UNITE!

[mugsy]

i like being pale and sticking clear away from skin cancer. runs in my family, and after having the mom go through wicked radiation treatments for un-operatable tumors in her face from skin cancer, i tend to respect my pasty complection more.
theres lots of great things about being pale. like little freckles - sun kisses - on the tops of your cheeks, and that in vancouver and especailly in the summer you stand out in a crowd. thats not a bad thing, its fantastic.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

just because you don't see them, doesn't mean they arn't there.

Look with your index finger my friend.. and not with your eyes

the truth lies beyond those hills to the south. You'll need a boomerang and a bottle of pancake syrup.

If you see a man with his penis stuck in an oak tree, know that you have gone too far.

that sounds like a road trip gone wrong.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Webber

how white is too white for you?

if you look like salt get out of here!

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by galaxie

I would like to officially state that while I do tan indoors, I am not orange. Orange people are stupid!

not only are they stupid.....


























but they're also beauty school drop outs.