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Old Feb 02, 08
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Britney's in the Psychward Again

According to the news, Britney Spears has been committed twice now. The first time, she started a mini-hostage crisis when she refused to return her two boys to Kevin on January 3.

This time, on Friday February 1, she was committed at UCLA's psychward after a long parade of police vehicles and helicopters escorted her to the hospital. As well, her father Jamie Spears has taken control of her assets, while freezing out her supposed manager.

In additional, some paparazzi recently announced being her boyfriend, which led to his current wife filing separation papers. IMHO I feel this so-called boyfriend is taking advantage of her current state of mind. Be tuned in for a possible newsflash when he sells his story to the tabloids.

Meanwhile her albums are sold out, which IMHO shows how much support her fans are giving her, since it costs about $500 a day to be in psychiatric ward. If Britney cannot get out after Monday due to concerns by the resident shrink there, then she can be held for 14 days.

If so, at $500 a day, that's $8500 that Californian taxpayers will pay for before Britney's estate gets docked for the medical bill. This is chickenfeed in light of her net worth, but it all could have been prevented years ago when she first suffered a breakdown after a stressful tour.

As well, her use of alcohol and drugs needs to curbed and closely monitored. And my guess is, neither her manager, nor her family, have actually addressed substance abuse.

In the end, it is very doubtful that Britney will become NIMH spokeperson when she recovers from this ordeal.

Britney is also a homewrecker, so i see a messy divorce for the paparazzi BF.

But it is about effing time Jamie Spears stepped in, considering that even Britney's mum is a near-basketcase herself, having been prescribed benzodiazepines for the stress her daughter is putting her under.

Last edited by jenai; Feb 02, 08 at 05:05 AM. Reason: corrected typos and added kudoes to Jamie Spears and comment about her mum's medication
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Would you for the love of all that is good, please shut the fuck up!?!
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this is the face of another celebrity tweaker.
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Old Feb 02, 08
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Do you believe that Brittany should have had children? " No she shouldn't, it's no good."
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Old Feb 02, 08
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LETS ALL TALK ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS MORE
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i wonder if we can get you committed
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Old Feb 02, 08
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OMG! Britney Britney'd Britney's Britney!!
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according to what news is getting out of UCLA, Spears' 3-day diet of adderall, red bull and a stimulant enema has rendered her unable to feed or care for herself.

i suppose she is unable to sign the document permitting them to give her benzodiazepines to counteract the amphetamine psychosis.

on monday, her parents will probably move to extend their temporary power of attorney until Britney recovers to the point where she will be allowed to deal with reality without stress.

my bet is that paparazzi boyfriend isn't really a boyfriend, but a drug pusher pretending to be a paparazzi. as well, the former manager condoned her drug abuse by his inaction on the matter.

all in all, that beeyatch made a lot of teeny weeny bad decisions to get to this point of her life.

as for reports of her being bipolar, that's BS: she is actually suffering from the "Valley of the Dolls" syndrome.

Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_of_the_Dolls

edit: All the women in the play represent the many faces of Britney; Tony represents KFed, but his disease is terminal male ego. Dunno if the paparzzi is Lyon Burke, but this is Britney's Valley of the Dolls.

Tho in today's world, stimulants have replaced barbituates, and much of the depressing scenes of the original novel are replaced by Britney's well documented mood swings i.e. the brolly incident.

Overall though, the beeyatch is undergoing another Frances Farmer/Rosemary Clooney/Marilyn Monroe incident, where concerned parties are moved to control the erratic behavior of a talented person who has shattered her emotional stability through the side effects of stimulant abuse.

...Just saying...

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OOOPS, she did it again!!!!






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so now we can redo the lyrics:

[in a British accent alternating with creepy baby voice]
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah


i think i did it again
i made you believe
that I am crazier
oh baby
it might seem like a lark
but it doesn't mean
that i'm looneytunes
cause to lose all my senses
that is just so typically me
oh baby baby

oops i did it again
i played with Red Bull
got Adderall
oh baby baby
oops!...you think i'm nutty
that i'm sent from above
i 'm not that looneytunes

you see my problem is this
i'm dreaming away
wishing that real men they truly exist
i cry watching the days
can't you see i'm a loon
in so many ways
but to lose all my senses
that is just so typically me
oh baby baby

oops i did it again
i played with Red Bull
got Adderall
oh baby baby
oops!...you think i'm nutty
that i'm sent from above
i 'm not that looneytunes

[in a British accent alternating with creepy baby voice]
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

oops!... i did it again to my mind
got lost in my head, oh baby
oops!... I think that i'm sent from above
im not that loneytunes!

oops i did it again
i played with Red Bull
got Adderall
oh baby baby
oops!...you think i'm nutty
that i'm sent from above
i 'm not that looneytunes

oops i did it again
i played with Red Bull
got Adderall
oh baby baby
oops!...you think i'm nutty
that i'm sent from above
i 'm not that looneytunes
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i wonder if its a bad thing to know all the words to piece of me. :/
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Old Feb 03, 08
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only when you can parody it and make fun of the original artist and other artists who cover it.

brtiney's piece of me would be different from ashlee simpson's, of course.
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oh, defiantly.

well, as long as she continues being on the cover of US weekly, Ok! and In touch, I will have something to read, and be entertained at work.
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Old Feb 03, 08
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OMG! Britney Britney'd Britney's Britney!!
Right, but, did britney's britney, britney a britney'd britney?
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...Just saying...

I bet you're crazier than she is, just saying.
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Old Feb 03, 08
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oh man. i know she`s super famous and you get what comes with that when you make it big (paparazzi, being in gossip mags etc) but seriously - this is ridiculous

look at what happened to michael jackson because he had his youth taken away from him - britney hasn`t had a moment out of the `public eye` or camera presence of the paparazzi since she had her first hit at what, 13

that has got to fuck a person up and leave them really confused, no wonder she`s acting so damn crazy. i would freak out too if convoys of paparazzi followed me everywhere i went.
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