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Old Feb 27, 08
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is this a cold or the flu?

Sunday I had a high fever, so I slept it off.
I slept off Monday too.
Tuesday I had to cancel visiting my friend in Victoria cos of it but the fever subsided.

Now I have coughing with unproductive results, clogged sinuses that I can blow out easily, and the usual ache and pain associated with infection.

I don't have the nausea, vomitting and diarrhea.

Is this a "head cold"?

The only complaint I have is I am ravenous most of the time, and very thirsty. I polished off 4 cans of pop in the last 48 hours.

Quite obviously, whoever passed on this rhinovirus to me mutated it into something that could affect me. I wonder who I should cough in front of at work on Saturday? The lead singer? My supervisor? Some homeless dude panning?
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whatever it is it's catching.

stay away from me.
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Old Feb 27, 08
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smallpox is finally making that comeback we've all been waiting for!
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Doctors hate is when you diagnose yourself on the internet. I do it all the time, I just go see my Doc for a second opinion.

What you have sounds like a cold. The Flu is a 1000 times worse in comparison. Mucus. lots and lots of mucus.
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They especially love it when you get medical advice from a message board that has it's own section on illegal drug use.
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I had to cancel visiting my friend in Victoria
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The only complaint I have is I am ravenous most of the time, and very thirsty. I polished off 4 cans of pop in the last 48 hours.
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If you think polishing off 4 cans of pop in a period of two days is an indication of unusual thirst then you probably don't drink very much fluids in a day to begin with.

If you think thirst is unusual even with a fever (considering you are probably sweating out most of your bodily fluids and are somewhat dehydrated) where is your common sense?

At least your body is telling you what you likely need. When I get sick, I don't WANT to drink water and have to force myself.
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It's totally Anthrax!
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Old Feb 28, 08
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Is there a hidden motive to this thread lacking good cold/flue advice?
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ok, it's the cold, and just being out 4 hours rose my temperature, so i had to sleep it off.

work on saturday will be hell then.i should call work and ask where it is again, cos i forgot.

even my friend from victoria is worried about me.
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Here's the "versus" pictorial for your amusement or a link > Cold vs. Flu

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ha ha. raver doctors
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ha ha. raver doctors
Nah... in medical health though, but thanks for playing
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ok i have insomnia now, but have been drinking the water and knocking back the Halls and Ricola candy.

the coughing went away after a good sleep, but sometimes I wanna cough.

this certainly beats a hangover though.
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Old Feb 28, 08
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they now have infectious disease plush toys. GIANTmicrobes | Common Cold (Rhinovirus)

what better way to get over your disease but to learn what they might look like.

sadly thouugh, no AIDS virus or even a Polio virus.
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Nah... in medical health though, but thanks for playing

do raver doctors have glowing stethoscopes.... you know, for saving lives as well as bad ass liquid dancing?
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Doctors hate is when you diagnose yourself on the internet. I do it all the time, I just go see my Doc for a second opinion.
Not necessarily. Doctors like patients that are well-learned about their symptoms. However, what doctors dislike is people who ignore what they have to say because of something they read on the internet. Or hypochondriacs that claim they have every disease they've stumbled across online. But those existed before the internet too.

You watch too much House.
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Not necessarily. Doctors like patients that are well-learned about their symptoms. However, what doctors dislike is people who ignore what they have to say because of something they read on the internet. Or hypochondriacs that claim they have every disease they've stumbled across online. But those existed before the internet too.

You watch too much House.
maybe all doctors aren't the same.

and maybe it's a tumor.
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maybe all doctors aren't the same.

and maybe it's a tumor.
MAYBE YOUR MOM IS A T... oh wait, we're not doing those jokes anymore...
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go take some advil cold and sinus tablets, have a hot bath, drink water and not 4 cans of pop in 2 days, get lots of sleep and shut the fuck up. kthxbye
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maybe all doctors aren't the same.

and maybe it's a tumor.
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your face is a tumor.
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MAYBE YOUR MOM IS A T... oh wait, we're not doing those jokes anymore...

yo mamas not doin those jokes anymore
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