a big fu to starbucks (r)

[bob]

^^buddy you're fucking retarded. who the fuck are you? don't act like you know me, cuz you don't. if you knew me, then you'd just laugh at my posts because you'd know that i'm just clowning around.

do you seriously believe that i'm supporting starbucks for their efforts in making the world a better place? what the fuck are you on?

i'll tell you one thing, you stupid hippy ravers are just hater bitches. you read one too many naomi klein articles and now you're a fucking anti-*.* badass or something. you learn a bit about what's REALLY going on in the world, and you think you're a better person for boycotting starbucks, nike and the gap. but you know what, you're just a miserable fartknocker looking for another excuse to hate the world. you probably think you get a good karma sticker everytime you go to joe's family owned coffeehole instead of starbucks. you probably wear scruffy clothes because you've been fed so much damn sweatshop propaganda, and you figure it's the new trend to be against everything that helps fuel the capitalist empire.

don't knock on me because i'm not a pussy biased bitch. i drink my coffee at starbucks because it's fucking good. i agreed with starbucks' case against haidabucks because that's how i judged the situation, unlike most of you asswrenches who eat too many "starbucks = bad" pills. get a fucking clue buddy, you may not have been owned by "the man", but you're owned.

[bob]

hey buddy, just for old time's sake:

this is mainly for ninjaneko's eyes, but it's posted publicly for a reason...

hi. i'm jojo. a fucking jerk.

i'm the guy that's been posting messages in the personals section for the last few days, saying that i want a girlfriend. coincidentally these messages started appearing after i met ninjaneko on loungex.

i've never met ninjaneko in person. i probably never will. but i'm retarded enough to fall for her online, in less than a week. probably just hormones rite? i guess so. how else does a crush form...

i wrote those messages on loungex solely because i wanted ninjaneko to see them. not so she would say something to me like "oh i'll be your girlfriend!", i don't believe getting a girlfriend is that easy. but because i wanted ninjaneko to at least aknowledge the fact that i am looking for a girlfriend.

i'm shy. it's virtually impossible for me to tell ninjaneko that i like her, at least, in a sincere way. i could tell her that i'm attracted to her, for the wrong reasons. maybe she would know that i like her, but nothing deeper than that. i'm ok with that. it would turn her away from me, which i've noticed comes naturally to me. it's what i do. remember, i'm a jerk. no, a fucking jerk...

"i'm scared of girls" was a message i posted earlier today on loungex. inside it reads "especially that ninjaneko chick... she scares the crap outta me"... i am scared of girls. not in the sense that i'm shy, and afraid to approach them. but in the sense that once they see me, they set their sights on my heart, and pull the trigger once i leave it vulnerable. they'll seem to manipulate me in any which way to get me to let my guard down.

somebody replied to that post, and agreed with me on the fact that ninjaneko is scary... i knew then that my post said something beyond the intentions of what i was trying to say. actually i don't know what i was trying to say. i was scared of her, yes. meaning that she appeared to me as "too good to be true", i was afraid that if i liked her too much, i would get hurt twice as much when she did what girls do best - show the other half of their 2-faced personalities.

i'm stereotyping girls. maybe i have a right to, maybe i don't. the fact of the matter is, i shouldn't be expressing it to girls. i'm sure don juan de rico suave wouldn't tell a girl she's a bitch, and expect her to fall head over heels in love with him.

i like ninjaneko, alot. she'll read it in this post, she won't hear it from my mouth. i don't tell a girl why i like them, and i've been dumped before for that...

no girl in the right mind would like me. which is why i'm always sceptical about a girls feelings towards me. either they're lying, or they've fallen down the stairs one too many times. occasionally both.

ninjaneko, for the way i've acted, i don't deserve to know u. i don't deserve the only phone call i get in a week to be from you. and i don't deserve to complain about the way i feel about you.

you have every right to kick me in the nuts, shove a crowbar up my ass, stabmyhead, breakmyheart, tie me to a telephone pole and cover me in peanut butter and bird seeds, staple my eyelids to my earlobes and spray me with mace... i'll put that in writing for u if u want...


...i'm sorry leslie


_jojo

best post ever.

[miss.myra]

I have a really really hard time referring to Michael as a hippy who has digested way too much Naomi Klein.

There's a difference between those of us who regurgitate other people's ideas and self proclaim ourselves as geniuses (EXPOSING THE TRUTH TO THE UNKNOWING PUBLIC! WOE!) and those of us who actually know what they're talking about. I know a knee jerk moron who latches on to the issue du jour when I see one (of which Michael is not). Of course, I'm not entirely certain how much you actually read of what Michael actually had to say and explain before you went and had to go ahead and decide to discredit and insult him (comparitvely, that was only a small paragraph of his lenthy rhetort). You can disagree with people without demaning them!

Michael's pretty serious about this whole anti starbucks thing, in our years of being friends he's been all about it, despite the fact that I'm a shamless starbucks addict. (AAAAAAADDDICT!!!!).

(and I don't know many stinky hippies that would write articles about tips on driving home drunk such as this http://www.ionmagazine.ca/home/artic...unkdriving.php)

[linds]

i just did starbucks training, and all its bad points, well it does alot of good shit, as a major corporation as well.

alot of familys have food, clinics, schooling and money because of them .

[yoko*]

Originally posted by vesperstina
godessa: yeah i totally agree!

yoko:how does it seem like a cocky thing to do?

did you read anything on the haidabucks site?

cocky as in one big company that obivously has more strength than another, to sue another small company just for having the word "bucks" in their name.

And yes, i did read the haidabucks site, and I learned a helluva lot about the many different "Bucks" out there.

and forget bob, it isn't worth your time to argue with him cause he's just stubborn.

[bob]

Originally posted by miss.myra
I have a really really hard time referring to Michael as a hippy who has digested way too much Naomi Klein.

There's a difference between those of us who regurgitate other people's ideas and self proclaim ourselves as geniuses (EXPOSING THE TRUTH TO THE UNKNOWING PUBLIC! WOE!) and those of us who actually know what they're talking about. I know a knee jerk moron who latches on to the issue du jour when I see one (of which Michael is not). Of course, I'm not entirely certain how much you actually read of what Michael actually had to say and explain before you went and had to go ahead and decide to discredit and insult him (comparitvely, that was only a small paragraph of his lenthy rhetort). You can disagree with people without demaning them!

Michael's pretty serious about this whole anti starbucks thing, in our years of being friends he's been all about it, despite the fact that I'm a shamless starbucks addict. (AAAAAAADDDICT!!!!).

(and I don't know many stinky hippies that would write articles about tips on driving home drunk such as this http://www.ionmagazine.ca/home/artic...unkdriving.php)

well lady, if this michael fella really was so incredibly cool, maybe he could've thought of something better to say to me other than ongoing remarks about who he thought "bob" used to be. i thought that was a really lame fallback to his arguments.

[sungoo]

This thread rocks :D

[bob]

join in homeslice! i don't care if my arguments are ridiculous, i just wanna have some fun arguing!

[vesperstina]

(michael again)

hey bob, the first rule of being an obnoxious idiot online is not to get all self righteous and scream the classic jerry springer defence "you don't know me and have no right to judge me" when someone gets on your case. nothing is sadder when a troll gets trolled.

and while creepy and ignorant is a horrible horrible combination... you'll die happy.

[bob]

buddy get off vesperstina's computer... you're fucking lousy at whatever it is you're trying to do here.

sorry i didn't know there were rules to being an obnoxious idiot online. oh wait i forgot, i'm arguing with a guy who thinks people should behave a certain way, and do certain things according to what Jimmy Joe Trendwhore says. why don't you e-mail the handbook to me. better yet, have it published in ION magazine so everyone can be so cool like you.

[vesperstina]

Originally posted by bob
buddy get off vesperstina's computer... you're fucking lousy at whatever it is you're trying to do here.

sorry i didn't know there were rules to being an obnoxious idiot online. oh wait i forgot, i'm arguing with a guy who thinks people should behave a certain way, and do certain things according to what Jimmy Joe Trendwhore says. why don't you e-mail the handbook to me. better yet, have it published in ION magazine so everyone can be so cool like you.

(edit: this is michael again)

i'm trolling you and providing information about something i'm rather passionate about. And i'm not telling people to do anything. I'm just providing information normally not heard to people such as yourself. do with the information what you will. you can stop drinking at starbucks or can continue to be a creepy ignorant loser. it really makes no difference to me. just please stop fronting like you know what you're talking about here because you're really outclassed

[bob]

buddy you're not even providing me with any information!!!!
you're just trying to make fun of me, i think...

[bob]

well whatever buddy
i'm so glad you're obsessed with something that's going to get you nowhere in life. i'm happy that you can fool yourself into sleeping better at night because you think you're doing something good for your soul.

personally i think you're an arrogant degenerate who looks down on successful people just cuz you the world rejected you and your punk ass. you're a shallow fuck.

hang on i'll argue later, i'm talking to a girl.

[vesperstina]

re-read my initial post and ignore the part where I call you a creepy loser who used to post creepy messages to Leslie on LoungeX. there is plenty of information there. I thought I was being pretty obvious by using words like firstly, secondly and thirdly. If you like I can back and italicsize each point to help you read it better.

fuck is cracks me up when people say shit like

Originally posted by bob
i didn't read the haidabucks site because it's down. very impressive.
but i did go to the starbucks site!

oh but they're first nations people. let's cry them a river cuz they have a tan. they're definately not your average human being, what with that tan and all. oh yea i forgot that you can pleed ETHNIC in court these days. HOW DO YOU PLEED CHIEF WALKSWITHALIMP ----- UHH I'M RED.

and this

Originally posted by bob

you're not that girl who had a water bottle shoved up her ass last night, are you?

you might wanna take that out you crabby bitch!

and then cry foul and get all uppity when someone insults them

and actually, higschools now have a mandate for media eduation so one can make decent money doing media education workshops in highschools. but, by all means, continue to impress me with your knowledge.

Originally posted by bob
hang on i'll argue later, i'm talking to a girl.

tell that telemarketer how much you love her and want to be with her and I'm confident she'll never call again.

[yoko*]

Originally posted by vesperstina

tell that telemarketer how much you love her and want to be with her and I'm confident she'll never call again.

[bob]

Originally posted by vesperstina
re-read my initial post and ignore the part where I call you a creepy loser who used to post creepy messages to Leslie on LoungeX. there is plenty of information there. I thought I was being pretty obvious by using words like firstly, secondly and thirdly. If you like I can back and italicsize each point to help you read it better.

fuck is cracks me up when people say shit like



and this



and then cry foul and get all uppity when someone insults them

and actually, higschools now have a mandate for media eduation so one can make decent money doing media education workshops in highschools. but, by all means, continue to impress me with your knowledge.



tell that telemarketer how much you love her and want to be with her and I'm confident she'll never call again.

that was pretty good. but now you're just posting like ninjaboy and inkster. we all know how cool ninjaboy and inkster are.

and buddy, i read your initial post twice before i swung back at you. there's no info in there that any 14 year old hasn't learned at some save the rainforest assembly.

i'm not really impressed. and even if i was, i'd still be having fun at your expense. keep up the good work, look you made my psycho ex-girlfriend laugh!

[yoko*]

yup. it's funny cause it's true.

[bob]

what the fuck did you steal from my house yoko?

[yoko*]

wouldn't YOU like to know.

[bob]

yea actually i would!
well it wasn't any of my books or clothes, so whatever...

hey this seems like a pretty appropriate thread for me to post those pics you took on my computer of you with STARBUCKS TOYS in your mouth. now that's consumerism! i bet that (michael) guy would write a whole essay about your disrespect for whatever it is that's being disrespected by consuming product at starbucks.

[bob]

talk about anal...
at least vesperstina was having good times with me for a while...

[yoko*]

meh *shrug*

[bob]

no fun :(

[vesperstina]

I dunno man
I wouldn't take shots at Chris. I mean he's been seeing the girl who wanted absolutely nothing to do with you for over a year now. so if Chris isn't cool, it really begs the question: what does that make you?

[bob]

still a little cooler than inkster!