To everybody with the flu

[ebbomega]

Expect a flaming bag of dog shit on your front porch at some point in the future. I'm holding each and every one of you personally responsible.

Silliness,
Dave "I knew I shouldn't have eaten that kleenex I found at the bus stop" Leckie

[jim]

I'm finally getting over mine. I was bed ridden for nearly a week.

[SEAN!]

fuck man so many people wiht the flu right now..myslef included

[Dean]

i dont think i have the flu but i've been like kinda sick for weeks

[GiggleyGal]

I think I've been feeling a few symptions of the flu but none of the really bad 1's. Phew. :soak:

[Joanne]

IT'S CALLED A FLUSHOT.

--Joanne :P

[stringbeans]

^^ word to the mommy fucker

[M!SKA]

all you people with the flu, stay the hell away from me!!!

[mugsy]

ive been sick since halloween but its not the flu. its just a cough, a terrible cough.

[All!e]

Originally posted by bananasinpjs
IT'S CALLED A FLUSHOT.

--Joanne :P

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GET ONE!!! Because of my immune system's state of being.

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME IF YOU'RE SICK. I will kick you in the ass so hard if I get sick. You could make me get SO sick I'd be in the hospital again, and it could stop my treatment and then what, huh huh?!? That's what I thought ...

If you're sick, STAY HOME!

[Sykonee]

Pft... Just take a tea spoon of liquid silver. I was coming down with the early stages of it and my Mother who hooked me up with it through her herbs & minerals sales told me to use it. Never got the second stage of the flu (nose that never runs dry, in my case) after the first stage (throat raw as uncooked hamburger meat).

What is liquid silver? It's silver in a liquid state. DUH!!! Look, just trust me on this. Like Buckley's, it works.

[djmarkpaul]

SEAN!: Everyone's got the flu, it's a conspiracy!

*ahem*

Neo Citran, echinacea, warm bath. Repeat as necessary. Just got over mine and it only lasted for 1 1/2 days, pretty good method if you ask me.

[MC Hammered]

I've been sick since Halloween too.

I blame the dust I inhaled during Spooky in that barn and the lack of sex to boost my immune system.

[jaydream]

yes i have the flew

and when i get better
im going to kill all of you

[ebbomega]

Okay. Fuck all y'all.

Had a fever last night till about 3am, then it breaks and I've got a massive headache till about 6am, then I finally fall asleep and wake up at about 8am. Now I'm awake, have taken some tylenol, my throat is sore as all hell (Damnit jim, that's the last time I'm deepthroating you while I'm sick) and I'm just in rather consistent pain.

Jaydream, you are officially number one on my hitlist. Wanna go mono-e-mono Smith-Neo style?

[Joanne]

a little advice for those who are not sick or who cannot get a flushot.

HANDWASHING is the most effective way to prevent flus--not simply staying indoors (in fact, that will actually increase your chances of getting a flu!)

so wash those grubby hands people!

--Joanne :P

[Sue Bitch]

alll last week i was in bed felt like shit still sneezing a bunch


but it will get better

I have a cough right now that I can't seem to kick but NOT the flu.

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally posted by bananasinpjs
IT'S CALLED A FLUSHOT.

--Joanne :P

haha
my dad got a flu shot
and now he's the one in the house who's really sick :kam:

[ebbomega]

Originally posted by bananasinpjs
IT'S CALLED A FLUSHOT.

--Joanne :P

Interestingly enough the one that's all widespread in Colorado that's already killed 8 kids has no vaccine quite yet.