leeeeeeekor lisanceeeeeeeeeeeee

Ragga_Wh0re · #1 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

k so i just started working for some bastard slut ukrainians at this fucking pasta bar in rootin tootin newton.

In my job interview they r like yeah its full time work,ive been there a fucking week and im still fucking part time. Today i was talking to my bastard slut boss about my hours and im like dude buddy guy i thought i was supposed to be on to full time this week?! Hes like "oh veee dont hav leeeeeeeeeekar lisance yet okie so aftar vee get leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekar lisance ju r gettink full time"*insert ukrainian accent here*

Okay so, this bastard slut told me he would have the leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekar lisance by the time he hired me....and he didnt,then when he hired me oh we will have it by the end of the week, end of week comes no leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekar lisance.

Im so fucking choked I need more hours in order to support my retail habit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is fucking bullshit im so not used to working such lame hours at such a lame restaurant with lame customers that give lame tips.

This whole thing is a totally bogus deal.

Pussy_Kat · #2 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

awe....that does fucking suck
props on the accent tho that was wikkid for being typed

Raver_O.G · #3 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

I thought there were uber amounts of jobs down coastal right now, buuuut apparentally not. I dont work so I cant empathize much, but ya, hopefully you can get a better job or some shit.

e_BoY · #4 (**permalink**) May 13, 04

goddessa very veyr nice typing for the accent it made me laugh so hard when i was readoing it out loud in my line. veeeeeeeeeeeeely good

InSoMnIaK* · #5 (**permalink**) May 14, 04

I actualy thought my pc was talking ukrainian.....lol

Ragga_Wh0re · #6 (**permalink**) May 14, 04

well we finally got the fucking leeeeeeeeeeeeekar lisance today, and fuck wad says ill be on full time next week. That better be the case.

trance4life · #7 (**permalink**) May 14, 04

congrats on full time work

jim · #8 (**permalink**) May 14, 04

Am I the only one missing this???

What the fuck does a Ukranian man know about running a pasta bar???

I would say find some better employers.

InSoMnIaK* · #9 (**permalink**) May 14, 04

Well thats good about leeeeeeeeeeeekar licance, oh and by the way I like my alfrado sauce extra thick and garlicy
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm