fuckin neighbors having sex.

~god~ · #1 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

so there are these 2 french couple who live in the house adjacent to my house. and I shit you not, they fuck atleast 3-4 times a day. they do not go to work... sometimes they go shopping, (prolly for condoms) and then they go back for more humpin.
This has started to become a fucking problem for me. They are so fucking loud too - and I can't study or concentrate on anything. its so fuckin nasty.
Everytime they start, I just hope its over in a couple of minutes... but nooooooooo!! they go on for fucking HOURS!! i don't know what they do (and I do not intend to find out) but the guy seems to be some steroid-headed terminator!!
this has got to stop. aside from sneaking a Cobra snake in their bed... is there anything i can do?! [since I can't knock on their door and say, "can you fucking STOP FUCKING!?"]

ugh!!

MissBehavior · #2 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

Noise complaint to your landlord?

~god~ · #3 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

there is no landlord.
Leased houses.

Sarah... · #4 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

litsen to music

-ff- · #5 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

tape it, put it on the internet, then tell them.

justin · #6 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

start making enough noise to rival them
not by yourself of course

~god~ · #7 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

surely, if i wanted to rival them.. I could just listen to music (it has to be very loud...but still) ~
I just need to concentrate! I need it quiet.

justin · #8 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

i wasn't talking about 'that' kind of noise
throw an orgy in the hallway outside their door
(or just get about 12 people to fake orgasms at once to spook them)

~god~ · #9 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

then they would want to join.

justin · #10 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

haha oh no, i didnt think of that
but then they'd rush outside nude and you guys would all be clothed, pointing and laughing!

~god~ · #11 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

thats when they would rip our clothes off and rape us.
the guy's arms are larger than my whole being.

e_BoY · #12 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

they live together dont go to work and only fuck 3-4 times a day? what a waste!

ty:rone · #13 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

ya.. why don't u film them... u could get an fnk squad up at it.. we could film the movie and make millions!!!
expand fnk's website and shit. give fnk back some goods for givin us this forum board for so many years goin.

i'm down.

miss.myra · #14 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

haha must be nice to just be able to fuck like that all the time

like don't these people have jobs?

~god~ · #15 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

^ haha indeed, it would be nice.
well I presume these peeps are pornstars or something. that would be the only way to explain how they afford the house... their convertable beamers n shit.

Kelster · #16 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

fucking frenchies, eh!

so like, i should probably try fucking a francois and see what i'm missing!

~god~ · #17 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

^4 hours of nonstop, hardbanging fuck. :)

cheebus420 · #18 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

Is the wife hot atleast?

~god~ · #19 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

haha. uumm if you see the husband - you would not dare taking a seek at the lady.

but yea. she is.

~god~ · #20 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

But Come On People!! I Need A Solution!?

stringbeans · #21 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

maybe they're just doing construction in their house... umm.. yeah.

~god~ · #22 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

^They seem to be able to break stuff very easily, and frequently. But I have not witnessed any signs of repair.

stringbeans · #23 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

maybe you should go be the "repair man" heh

~god~ · #24 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

the wife would screw him before he would make it inside...

~god~ · #25 (**permalink**) May 22, 04

and then he would be castarated by the husband. This is no shit... the husband is 6"9 both in length and width.