You know you're desperate when..

[Grapes]

You ever lose something really important? And as you're looking for it, exhausting more and more possibilities of where it might be, you start playing this little game..

"God... If you let me find (X).. I swear I will NEVER lose it again! I'll keep it somewhere safe"

On the other hand, I have a sneaking suspicion putting it somewhere safe was what caused this problem in the first place.

ARGH

[ash1ee]

i always find myself saying..
"if i was *insert item here* where would i be??"

my work thinks im on glue or something.

[Custard]

i just get high and loose something else. and when i search for that thing, i find teh original item that went missing.

[Grapes]

^ I actually already tried getting high. All I found was a new appreciation for Will Ferrel.

[robyn]

Bad Roby/in took it.

[Max Lazarus]

If 'getting high' is near the top of your search strategies list maybe you should call a proffessional or something.

[mapleleaf4ever]

I hate the fact that I can put something down, turn around and magickally it'll be gone. EVEN WHEN I'M SOBER! I think the Gremlins in my house enjoy this game a little too much...

[ppcock]

you know you're desperate when Max replies to your post



.......


SLEEP!

[yoko*]

lol that's funny.
I used to do the whole "consulting GOD" thing when I was younger too.. now I just blame someone else or something.

[mystique]

I am the worst person to be around when I cant find something....it drives me mental...eventually I start to yell and blame everyone else for whatever went missing.....and then when I finally find it.... I have to appoligize to everyone i blamed, but....I sure am happy to find whatever I lost...especially when I turn my phone to silent and lose it in my house somewhere...or my car keys.....uhg!

[Max Lazarus]

In our house if it was something of our parents that we lost or we did something bad it was the goblin.

The goblin did it!

[decypher]

i just get really angry and start running around my room dressed up like a hippy, arms and legs flailing in all directions..

[Grapes]

^ It goes without saying that I've tried this as well.

[Jen-E-03]

Whenever I lose sumthin I ask someone around my house if they know where it is and they always give me the same dumb fuckin answer "Think of the last place you had it" ....ummm yea as if that hadn't already crossed my mind, now if i only nkew where the last place I had it was!!!

[MissBehavior]

Heh...I hate that. You put something in a place so secure you can't remember where it is. =P

At least it's probably safe where it is!

[hardstylin]

i always get way to drunk and mis-place my pipe then start panicing when i cant find it.

[ash1ee]

i hate those people (me included) that will be at at party/shindig and they "misplace" their drink. Oh well, they'll just get another.
so now there are 8 million half dranken glasses/bottles lying around.
and they stink in the morning. and stink when hungover=bad.
grrrr.

[lithe]

i did not take it!

no luck yet?

[~god~]

Originally Posted by Grapes

"God... If you let me find (X).. I swear I will NEVER lose it again! I'll keep it somewhere safe"

one word of advice:
GOD DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT
:)

[~god~]

unless youre like max.. and you lose your pants. then im there to laugh.

[robyn]

Originally Posted by lithe

i did not take it!

no luck yet?

It was her! She's bad! I know it!

[KandyKid]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

I hate the fact that I can put something down, turn around and magickally it'll be gone. EVEN WHEN I'M SOBER! I think the Gremlins in my house enjoy this game a little too much...

Fuck buddy, that happens with my Remote Control EVERY DAY! Its like its got a mind of its own or something, I place it on my computer chair and somehow it appears behind my bed, or I place it on top of the TV and it magically appears in the kitchen, im telling you man, something is up with that little gadget...