i drank too much juice..

[ppcock]

now i have a soccer game at lunch :(

im going to urine myself.

[Dean]

solution:
use a collection of plastic bags and tape to create a "disposable under-underwear system" which you can wear during the soccer game so you can urinate your self and play at the same time!!!

patent pending

[krisamata]

or solution #2. go pee and then play soccer (go pee in the washroom that is...not your pants)