I am the Keymaster!

Niko · #1 (**permalink**) Sep 20, 04

Fuck!

So it's official: I am the Keymaster. To what, you may ask?

The Closet.

That's right! Apparently, I'm such a good advice-giver and consumate stealth fag that it seems everyone in my non-raver social circle with some secret Gay or Bi tendencies feels the need to share the fact with me. On more than several occasions, I have ended up not realizing that my "hot straight friend" wasn't straight until I was going out with them! ARGH! Now it seems that my Hyperslut reputation has preceded me, and I'm being propositioned by Bi-Curious friends-of-friends for advice, or worse....

This would be more entertaining if it weren't so disturbing... please have a hearty laugh at my expense.

Sincerely,
Not a Hyperslut.

justin · #2 (**permalink**) Sep 20, 04

lol, use it to your advantage if you follow my drift
i know i sure have.. gotta love the 'straight' guys

MissBehavior · #3 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 04

Tim, drama just follows you everywhere, doesn't it? ;)

Much love, darling, and you know it. :)

mapleleaf4ever · #4 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 04

Slut! :)

robyn · #5 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 04

Please send all bi-curious, naive school-girl types robyn's way. Extra points if they are in uniform, thanks.

-ff- · #6 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 04

Listen to this guy whine.

Buddy, if I had my choice of random strangers calling me up looking for action, I'd be the happiest man alive.

mapleleaf4ever · #7 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by robyn

Please send all bi-curious, naive school-girl types robyn's way. Extra points if they are in uniform, thanks.

I'll take the remainder!

Niko · #8 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by -ff-

Listen to this guy whine.

Buddy, if I had my choice of random strangers calling me up looking for action, I'd be the happiest man alive.

That's what I thought.