Fucking goddamn mother fucking hell

[BongMan]

OK well here we go I just got back from a mother fuckin 45 minuit run and Im a fat mother fucker who dont run




I go to Sonar and pay the cover 20 fuckin dollars im there maybe a fuckin hour and my buddy starts bitching about goin home.. Whatever I leave to get on the trains it's 1 AM they are closed walk down the street ask the fuckin cops for a ride they said get a fuckin cab or go to jail.. Whatever I dont wanna go to the fuckin drunk tank so I grab a cab pay 55 fuckin bucks to get my ass back out to mother fuckin surrrey. Get home go to get in my bed boom there is a big fuckin wet spot right smack dab in the fucking middle and my dog is suddenly no wheres to be found. So I go to his kennal and the mother fucker begins to growl at me he knows he is in shit. The fuckin asshole had the fuckin guts to snapp at me and try to bite me.. Suffice to say I went on a very long very tireing run. Broke a few fences cause I figured it was better then strangling my mother fuckin dog.. To top all the shit off my bed wasnt even a fucking week old goddamnit mother fucking dog..

[charly]

train dogs properly and they won't pee in your bed.

or you can always just keep your bedroom door shut.

either way that sucks and i know i'd be right pissed if my dog peed on my bed too. especially after an already not so great night. :(