so there's this really touchy-feely girl I know..

[Joanne]

and I found out from a credible source that she doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom.


is there a nice way to tell someone to stop touching you?

--Joanne :P

[Liqwid]

yeah...

"ummm.....don't touch me....k thanx bye"

~dalyn

[veN]

Squirt her with a bottle of hand sanitizer. She'll get the point!

JK... :)

Um, would you be comfortable just saying something like, "I'm sorry but I'm just really not comfortable with people touching me so much. I'm just not a 'touchy' person. I hope you can respect that."

[Liqwid]

maybe she wasn't really going to the bath room..

maybe she was snorting coke and didn't need to wash her hands

~dalyn

[stringbeans]

ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahah

[Hot Karl]

"You know when I wash my hands? When I shit on them!"

-George Carlin

[ppcock]

a guy at work doesnt wash his hands either.

I dont shake his hand.. i tell him to wash his hands.

[BongMan]

thats fucking grosse ewwww Joanne I hope you keep some sanitzer close by

*shudder*

[Bitchin]

Just tell her you need her to wash her hands, so you dont catch a cold.

Or put up thos wash yer hands signs ALL around her.. haha

but still... dont let her touch you, Joanne... or I guess.. we wont be able to touch you ;)

[wum]

nothing more subtle than backing away from someone who does that. i did that with a coworker of mine and they probably thought i didn't like them after a while, but it does the job :)

[Tayfoon]

My friend once told someone that its nothing personal, he just doesnt like being touched

which is a lie, but worked non the less

[LeeBrat]

Originally Posted by Liqwid

yeah...

"ummm.....don't touch me....k thanx bye"

~dalyn

hehe...that works...
or just politly tell them that you are uncomfortable with being touched/hugged etc and that should work

[~lazee_grrl~]

touch her first joanne..then maybe her need to touch u will decrease?

[~god~]

its easy.
tell her a "story":

"I have a friend who doesn't wash her hands after he goes to the bathroom. like, eew right? like, who does that? like, omg. like ewww. I hate people who dont do that"

there's no way she's gonna go "OH BUT I DON'T WASH MY HANDS. DO YOU HATE ME!?"
she'll nod, and watch out next time.

[decypher]

Don't shower for a couple weeks joanne, then no one will want to be near you! haha

[Max Lazarus]

Her pee is probably cleaner than your skin.

[normal josh]

Originally Posted by bananasinpjs

and I found out from a credible source that she doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom.


is there a nice way to tell someone to stop touching you?

--Joanne :P

yeah, you put your finger in your bum then make her sniff it. and then you ask rehetoricaly "ISNT THAT GROSS?!?!?!?!?!"

[~god~]

Originally Posted by kid icarus

yeah, you put your finger in your bum then make her sniff it. and then you ask rehetoricaly "ISNT THAT GROSS?!?!?!?!?!"

HAHAHAHAH!!

"say, would you like a chocolate coated pretzel?"

[{dC!}]

Originally Posted by stringbeans

ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahah

Well said John.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Hot Karl

"You know when I wash my hands? When I shit on them!"

-George Carlin

"piss or shit"

Silliness,
Dave "all about the armpits-asshole-crotch-and-teeth with the same brush" Leckie

[*K*i*t*t*e*n*]

Originally Posted by bananasinpjs

and I found out from a credible source that she doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom.


is there a nice way to tell someone to stop touching you?

--Joanne :P

Just tell her you dont like being touched. youre not that type of person and it makes you uncomfortable.

[Lady Dame]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to ~god~ again.

i love kevin smith.

[ty_guy]

if your up for it you could slip wet wipes into her pants pocket and do that constantly, she might catch on. or just as she is about to touch you wip out the hand sanatizer and aim for the hands, have some fun with it even:P oh! or where a radiation suit! now that would be funny!

[~god~]

Originally Posted by bananasinpjs

and I found out from a credible source that she doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom.


is there a nice way to tell someone to stop touching you?

--Joanne :P

MY PROTOOLS INSTRUCTOR DOESN"T WASH HIS HANDS!!!

eww