club etiquette 101

[miss.myra]

Lesson 1:

If you knock someone's drink out of their hands, you buy them a new one.

[James]

if you dont know that rule, dont come to the bar

[soma]

this happened to me twice last night...


fuckers

[miss.myra]

I'm going to make cluepons with this rule written on them, and hand them out at clubs.



I'm just trying to help here.

[bebu*funfun]

if u elbow someone and you totally didn't mean to do it...AND u know u did it for sure.... APOLOGIZE.

i got totally beat up last night. ugh.

[decypher]

My drink got spilt, but i got a new one bought for me.

I hate it especially when someone knocks your drink and they keep walking like it never happened!

[wishbone]

if you rest your drink on the floor right at the front where many a drunken people are dancing....of course it's going to get knocked over! goofs!

[miss.myra]

^ (for kam) some girl did that to me last night, I think she was trying to dance. I was ready to deck her, if only for the sad abuse of bombay gin :/

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by wizzfish

if you rest your drink on the floor right at the front where many a drunken people are dancing....of course it's going to get knocked over! goofs!

I'm never stupid enough to do that, even if I'm really drunk.

[Courtney]

sorry bout that

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

I'm never stupid enough to do that, even if I'm really drunk.

dancing on broken glass sucks.

[stringbeans]

i think i got a total of 5 drinks spilt on me last night. does that count for anything?

[wishbone]

^ osmosis consumption?

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

Lesson 1:

If you knock someone's drink out of their hands, you buy them a new one.

i've come to the conclusion that you're just plain clumsy myra. you're always getting your drink spilt.

[miss.myra]

how does some fuckface flailing around me and knocking it right out of my hands make ME clumsy? haha

[ppcock]

if there was a test.. i'd so pass it

ONE QUESTION!

[Sniper]

good rule

[galaxie]

Lesson 2:

Watch to see if girl-you-want-to-hit-on has a man with her BEFORE you hit on her.

[ppcock]

lesson three:

when the bouncer removes the block for entry, doesnt mean you can walk in.

I learned that on halloween.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by galaxie

Lesson 2:

Watch to see if girl-you-want-to-hit-on has a man with her BEFORE you hit on her.

Just because there is a Goalie in Net...

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by galaxie

Lesson 2:

Watch to see if girl-you-want-to-hit-on has a man with her BEFORE you hit on her.

Fuck that shit. The guy ain't crew, it's his own problem. Girl should be independant enough to make her own decisions.

If you're being the girl, turn him down the same way you'd turn down any other guy you're not interested in.

But it's bloody impossible to know whether or not a girl you're interested in has a guy already. And if she doesn't make it known to you, that's her problem. What if the guy she showed up with isn't actually her boyfriend? Guys don't run little head games and send our friends to go do recon.

Sorry, Natalie. But your lesson is a bad one.

[galaxie]

^ Ok, I will rephrase:
Lesson 2:

If you see girl-you-want-to-hit-on kissing another guy, leave her alone.

And...

Lesson 2B:

If you hit on said girl and she tells you to get lost, do not continue to annoy her.

Better?

Edit:

Another Lesson:

Don't act like a total creep if you decide to hit on a girl. "Hi, how is your night going? My name is ________ can I buy you a drink?" is a lot more effective than "Yo girl shit what's up dayum you hot." @#$%

[bebu*funfun]

^^we can simplify it even more.

NO HITTING ON GIRLS AT A CLUB!

[galaxie]

^ Also a good point.

[mojo]

miss.myra hates me?