blasted SEM!

pbreak · #1 (**permalink**) Feb 11, 05

Don't you hate it when your scanning electron microscope won't even focus properly over 500X magnification... i mean come on, these fucking things are supposed to be able to magnify up to 100 000X and I can't even get a decent picture at 1500X.

stupid cheap company won't buy new one... mutter mutter... only a million dollars... cheap bastards.

decypher · #2 (**permalink**) Feb 11, 05

Try removing your pants before magnifying, might get a better picture.

pbreak · #3 (**permalink**) Feb 11, 05

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Originally Posted by decypher

Try removing your pants before magnifying, might get a better picture.

oh snap.

mapleleaf4ever · #4 (**permalink**) Feb 11, 05

Chalk one up for Mr. Decypher! hahahahahahaha My Boss just looked at me to see why I was laughing.

P.S. I've used the crazy ass Scanning Microscope at SFU to help my friend with some sort of DNA project. What a fun toy that is!

decypher · #5 (**permalink**) Feb 11, 05

You i think it be cool to look at shit that enlarged.. like skin cells and microrganisms...

What kinda sciences u in pbreak?

pbreak · #6 (**permalink**) Feb 11, 05

me take batteries apart and look at them... electrochemistry, physics, stupid organic chemistry, alchemy, you know.. the usual.