old creepy man

[bl0nde]

i got out of one of my classes early and i was bored so i decided to walk along the quay(the boardwalk thingy) in new west. So after a while i sit down and call my bf. i hang up phone and this guy walks by and he walks by again. i dont think anything of it until he comes and sits very close to me.
convo goes like this:(this is around 11am by the way)
man: hey is ur phone working?
me:yes
man: what are you doin right now?
me: ummm waiting for my friend.
man: what are you doing later on?
me: going to work
man: ohh where do u work
me: ss
man: so do you wanna hang out
me: uhhhh what do u mean???
man: hmm i dono.. do you wanna come over and play and have some fun?
me: NO
man: are you sure
me: YES!!!!!!!!!!

ew ew ew ew ew.. i wanted to cry. this guyw as seriouslu 40-50 yrs old

[Jen-E-03]

aww there there little one!! ewww that woulda been gross *hugz* u handled it well

[zarlon]

you should have taken him up on his offer - then taken his wang home with you as a trophy prize.

[bl0nde]

hahah i was thinking i should of said yah sure! then when he stood up i would kick him in the groin then scream RAPE!!!!!!!!

[zarlon]

that's good but i think a severed penis teaches the lesson much more effectively.

[thebobman]

imagine how much more effective those woodshop safety posters would be with severed penises (or is is Peni?)

[Gusto]

ahhaha, wtf.. i hope you told him he's a perv

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by zarlon

you should have taken him up on his offer - then taken his wang home with you as a trophy prize.

BAHAHAH. rad.

[zarlon]

i think lisa would correct you on both.

[BAL1STOPHER]

Originally Posted by bl0nde

i got out of one of my classes early and i was bored so i decided to walk along the quay(the boardwalk thingy) in new west. So after a while i sit down and call my bf. i hang up phone and this guy walks by and he walks by again. i dont think anything of it until he comes and sits very close to me.
convo goes like this:(this is around 11am by the way)
man: hey is ur phone working?
me:yes
man: what are you doin right now?
me: ummm waiting for my friend.
man: what are you doing later on?
me: going to work
man: ohh where do u work
me: ss
man: so do you wanna hang out
me: uhhhh what do u mean???
man: hmm i dono.. do you wanna come over and play and have some fun?
me: NO
man: are you sure
me: YES!!!!!!!!!!

ew ew ew ew ew.. i wanted to cry. this guyw as seriouslu 40-50 yrs old

that was me you big meanie!

[MissBehavior]

Originally Posted by thebobman

imagine how much more effective those woodshop safety posters would be with severed penises (or is is Peni?)

I'ma vote for Penii here...

[LeeBrat]

eww...*puke* thats disgusting...what a fucking creep. thats harsh :(

[BAL1STOPHER]

Originally Posted by Twisted~AngelX

eww...*puke* thats disgusting...what a fucking creep. thats harsh :(

im really not all that bad once you get to know me:P

[Silverwinged]

oh balis!
another one of your naughty shenanigans?!

[BAL1STOPHER]

naw....i got cockblocked....cant you read silverlady?

[Silverwinged]

i can read. it looks more to me like pure ownage.
no cockblocking involved.

[BAL1STOPHER]

i am not framiliar with this pure ownage you speak of

[LeeBrat]

Originally Posted by BAL!S

im really not all that bad once you get to know me:P

lol, aww, im sorry if i offended you :P
i guess ill just have to get to know you then

[nuf_dawg]

Originally Posted by bl0nde

i got out of one of my classes early and i was bored so i decided to walk along the quay(the boardwalk thingy) in new west. So after a while i sit down and call my bf. i hang up phone and this guy walks by and he walks by again. i dont think anything of it until he comes and sits very close to me.
convo goes like this:(this is around 11am by the way)
man: hey is ur phone working?
me:yes
man: what are you doin right now?
me: ummm waiting for my friend.
man: what are you doing later on?
me: going to work
man: ohh where do u work
me: ss
man: so do you wanna hang out
me: uhhhh what do u mean???
man: hmm i dono.. do you wanna come over and play and have some fun?
me: NO
man: are you sure
me: YES!!!!!!!!!!

ew ew ew ew ew.. i wanted to cry. this guyw as seriouslu 40-50 yrs old

awwww shudlve stayd at douglas hahahha that place is ghetto. by the quay

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally Posted by bl0nde

man: hmm i dono.. do you wanna come over and play and have some fun?

wow!!
thats really creepy
but that line is really funny

[Silverwinged]

Originally Posted by NeVeRLooKBacK

wow!!
thats really creepy
but that line is really funny

i laughed as well.
i just didn't want to seem like an asshole....

[Bitchin]

poor old men... they just can never catch a break.

[mapleleaf4ever]

I laughed anyways... It's reading stories like this that make me happy to be a Guy. Commuting is so much less "creepy"...

[bungoshlung]

oh ew.. hugs darling


see what happens when you're hot?!?!

[Digitz-]

Originally Posted by bl0nde

i got out of one of my classes early and i was bored so i decided to walk along the quay(the boardwalk thingy) in new west.

The New Westminister area is always a Fucked up sketchy place to be in, especially near that skytrain area... thats why you gotta always watch your back from cracked out weirdos lol.. shit I always have some bad experiences happen to me whenever I go there :mrt: you see ppl that look like the guy in my avatar and shit all the time! haha