The shit went Surrey last night.

[Bitchin]

that's rough Carlos.
Ihate punk kids that just can't let things settle.. like get over it.... ugh.

Good choice n havin a beer on it. Beers great for everything.

[mystique]

thats so harsh carlos.
im sorry to hear it.
little punk ass muthafucka's!

[Sarah...]

thats fucked...
i cant beleive some people
hopefully you can get out walley eventually ..
they'll get what they deserve
...crackers

[Liqwid]

no offence carlos...but saying "suck it" can't be said respectfuly...

but thats harsh....

i hate surrey...cept for val, and david!!!

~dalyn

[neoh]

last time I was jumped was by some drunken native, and I beat the ever living fuck out of him, but two on one is a little retarded.

[Sue Bitch]

this is one of the many resons why i wont go to ponchos any more

[~*tct*~]

shitty fuckin buzz Carlos

[Tayfoon]

Theres a lesson here

Dont go to Surrey

you know the place is shit, why be surprised when trailor trash gets out of their trailors and spreads their wisdom ?

[Chewy]

Originally Posted by C_squared

I got fucking jumped last night by 2 Surreyrites:

It's 3am and I'm at the Knight&Day restaurant down the street from my place. I was with my ex, Natasha we were just chillin' having a bite to eat. As we're leaving and paying for our food, this skidish looking trailor trash motherfucker looks at Tasha and grunts "nice ass!" as he's flicking his tounge at her. Respectfuly I reply "Suck it." Surreyrite #1 leaves the building.

Tasha & I leave the restaurant to go back to my place, and I see a dark station waggon sitting in the drive way. As I'm walking up the street back to my house Surreyrite #1 yells "hey you dumb fuck, do you still want me to suck your dick -- come here!" I did the best I could to ignore the inbred bastard. He kept yelling shit at me as we were walking up the street -- so at that point I yell back "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Emmidietly the car sped off and it seemed like he drove around the block to meet me at teh next intersection. As i guessed it -- the dude was there with the introduction of Surreyrite #2.

They pull up closer to the intersection and get out of the car. The Surreyrite #1 takes his shirt off revealing his jail tatty's. (ooh motherfucker I'm scared) He runs up to me and yells "how about I suck your dick now, punk!?" then pushes me into King George Hwy. (given it's 3am and there's no traffic)
I push the fucker back, "fuck off dude, CHILL!" (yeah, the irony kills me right about now) only to be traded off to Surreyrite #2 who jumps on my back and puts me in a choke hold. Sureyrite#2 looks like Garth from Waynes World on some serious steroids.

In the mean time you have Tasha yelling "oh god please stop!!!!" And all I can do is throw some elbows in to try and get Garth off my back. Surreyrite#1 throws a swift punch right to the MOUF. Garth pushes me down on the ground then both of the welfare collecting, lucky lagger, drinking, kraft dinner eating motherfuckers jump back into their station waggon and drive off.

Natasha was scared to shit.. but nothing happened to her cause their beef was with me.

I have a fat lip to show for it.. but holding this cold beer up against my face feels quite nice.

I hate this so called city.

i dont wanna be rude.. but sounds like if you just kept your mouth shut when you were paying then none of this would have happened..... sometimes you just have to let people be assholes and ignore them.....

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

Woah Carlos I'm glad you're alright. Thats pretty scary especially since u saw them drive around the corner im sure u already kinda knew what was up. *hugs*

[Lady Dame]

Doooode, thats fucking horrible... Knight and Day is deadly. Jessica and her MOM got beat up by scorpion bikers there, just because her mom was outside having a smoke and told the two guys that were hustling and manhandling some girl outside to take it somewhere else.

p.s. i know your woman is tiny, but fuck doode, dont she got some nails or something.
i wouldn't have just stood there yelling, i would've at least tried to stab them with my nail file or my stilletos, i know tashas got some bite to her!

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by Chewy

i dont wanna be rude.. but sounds like if you just kept your mouth shut when you were paying then none of this would have happened..... sometimes you just have to let people be assholes and ignore them.....

respect. It's called learning shit the hardway.

[Chewy]

true dat.... we all go through it at one point in time.... good to hear that your alright

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by Angel

p.s. i know your woman is tiny, but fuck doode, dont she got some nails or something.
i wouldn't have just stood there yelling, i would've at least tried to stab them with my nail file or my stilletos, i know tashas got some bite to her!

With all do respect: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.. she's not anything like that.

I know she could prolly hold her own, but it wasnt her they were after-- it was me. She wasn't in any harm.

[BAL1STOPHER]

Originally Posted by C_squared

I both of the welfare collecting, lucky lagger, drinking, kraft dinner eating motherfuckers jump back into their station waggon and drive off.

.

i have never laffed so hard @ anything i read on fnk before..seriously i think i just woke peeps up.......sorry to hear about that shit....all i gotta say is move out of surrey....

[samosa]

^agreed...... move , soon

Originally Posted by Angel

p.s. i know your woman is tiny, but fuck doode, dont she got some nails or something.
i wouldn't have just stood there yelling, i would've at least tried to stab them with my nail file or my stilletos, i know tashas got some bite to her!

how surrey

[ppcock]

garth is on your back.. dont throw your elbows.. run away from jail tatty with garth on your back. once you're at a far distance, fall backwards.. garth is down and if he doesnt let go, lift your head up and smack it into his nose, he'll let go once you break it.

why dont you move somewhere else carlos? like new west or burnaby?

[C_squared]

Yeah dude, I tried my best to get Garth of my back -- it all happened so quick then they got back into their car.

The cops cant do anything 'cause I didn't get a plate number plus surreyrite #1 looks like every other skid that cause trouble in sry. Shaved head, goatie and lot's of jail house tattys. He'll prolly be at ponchos next wednesday.

why dont you move somewhere else carlos? like new west or burnaby?

My roomie Psilocin and I are moving nwdnb from Surrey to Vancouver in may or june. We're looking to move to Broadway & Cambie area. I can't wait, really.

[~god~]

bang bus slow on business.

glad you're aight dude. Best is not to talk back to assmunchers.

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by ~god~

bang bus slow on business.

glad you're aight dude. Best is not to talk back to assmunchers.

Thanks Sean...

Bang Bus? I'm assuming you mean they were lookign for trouble 'cause they couldn't find some play at the bar.

[shogun rua]

this thread makes me smile