my friend's girlfriend is pissed off at me

[wum]

so tonite my friend and his asian girlfriend and i were hangin out and smokin some bud and talking about our highschool days. we bust out our old year books, and find our pictures.

i show mine, but she doesn't want to show hers at first I'm like, c'mon , you're a babe

anyway, she just gets up to leave like she's upset or something and i just help myself to her bookshelf and look for it. When she comes back, she's almost horrified or something, and when i see it, i pointed at her grad pic and said, "awww.. what a cute button nose!"

apparently she had reconstructive facial surgery two years ago. Bigger eyes, a nose bridge, jaw reduction, etc. the whole shebang to look semi white and my friend didn't know this either.

ya.. so she's got really good weed, and i'm not sure how i'm gonna finesse this situation in the future if/when/ever i meet her again :(

[sungoo]

wum, how long does it take you to come up with these stories?

[wum]

Originally Posted by sungoo

wum, how long does it take you to come up with these stories?

you're not even riding cubed's left nut this time, impressive.

[onefour]

haha that is unfortunate man!

you should tell her not to worry because someones real bueaty comes from inside and thats why you and your friend like her, becasue shes a beautiful person on the inside :)

[wum]

Originally Posted by onefour

haha that is unfortunate man!

you should tell her not to worry because someones real bueaty comes from inside and thats why you and your friend like her, becasue shes a beautiful person on the inside :)

haha, she'd know i was bullshitting for sure.

maybe i'll tell her i wasn't always a dude or something

[onefour]

Originally Posted by wum

haha, she'd know i was bullshitting for sure.

maybe i'll tell her i wasn't always a dude or something

she would definately know you were bull shitting, but if you make it sound sweet and sincere and do it with a smile on your face shes gonna like it too much to say no to that :) just say it like you mean it lol

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ Naw, just look her straight in the Eye and say: "Isn't it amazing what they can do in Stockholm these days. I just can't forget my daily Testosterone Doses."

[onefour]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

^ Naw, just look her straight in the Eye and say: "Isn't it amazing what they can do in Stockholm these days. I just can't forget my daily Testosterone Doses."

haha but then she really wouldnt wanna talk to you anymore and she has good weed! lol

[wum]

i could arrange something where she catches me wearing her undergarments, and then be like, i guess we've all got skeletons in our closet



mmm... silk

[mapleleaf4ever]

Satin feels nice against the Skin as well. OOOH LA LA!

[wum]

i feel like i should phone them and apologize. they left so abruptly and i couldn't stop giggling

[cubed]

Originally Posted by wum

you're not even riding cubed's left nut this time, impressive.

I'm glad you think of me when I'm not around.

[lildonkey]

stfu dork, you're clearly just looking for a reason to dress up in girls lingerie you fairy

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by wum

apparently she had reconstructive facial surgery two years ago. Bigger eyes, a nose bridge, jaw reduction, etc. the whole shebang to look semi white and my friend didn't know this either.

I call bullshit..... just another one of wum's attempts at some sort of racial argument.

[Dj Franco]

I gotta give it to you Wum, your a good story teller lol

[wum]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

I call bullshit..... just another one of wum's attempts at some sort of racial argument.

i'm actually not a racist.

[miss.myra]

I'm pretty sure smoking weed is definitely as wrong as being gay in the bibles eyes :P

[matéo]

1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

[wum]

Originally Posted by matéo

1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

[Dj Franco]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

I'm pretty sure smoking weed is definitely as wrong as being gay in the bibles eyes :P

Can I please ask whats that got to do with this thread

[Lady Dame]

and nobody else is looking at the
"apparently she had reconstructive facial surgery two years ago. Bigger eyes, a nose bridge, jaw reduction, etc. the whole shebang to look semi white ..."
part?!!?

*that makes me laugh*

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by Dj Franco

Can I please ask whats that got to do with this thread

Why do you care? You're a perfect catholic anyways, you'd never touch the stuff.

I don't think I was talking to you in the first place anyways.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Dj Franco

I gotta give it to you Wum, your a good story teller lol

look! even your secret soceity ally has left you now!

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by matéo

1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

but didn't jesus say that people should do what their government tells them to do?

[wum]

Originally Posted by crookedking

but didn't jesus say that people should do what their government tells them to do?

smoking weed was a higher commandment